Retard Syndrome

It is a disease on 1 in 5 people. It makes them have a complete lack of social skills. Pisses everyone off and does stupid things. It also kills 23 brain cells a day. Increases chances of dementia by 60%. There is treatment for retard syndrome but there are ways of preventing it like not being a total dickhead. Retard syndrome is contagious if you are friends with someone who has retard syndrome.

Jimmy keeps trying to take are lunch money so he must have retard syndrome.

Retard Syndrome by Kakwkwk January 23, 2020

Dug Syndrome

Dug syndrome is a rare disability that directly impacts a person's ability to function at a normal capacity. Someone with dug syndrome may struggle to hold a conversation without bringing up big black cocks. They may commonly have an obsession with making weird noises, jazz, and whistling with a protruding lower lip. It is easy to identify someone with dug syndrome because they dress like a 40 year old dad in khaki shorts a plain colored t-shirt, and new balance shoes, but have the face of a young child. Someone with dug syndrome is extremely gullible and will often eat peanuts with the shell on.

I feel bad for the kid eating peanuts with the shell on, he must have dug syndrome.

Dug Syndrome by Kamilyn May 20, 2022

NARBEH SYNDROME 

When you cant stop hanging out with narbeh too much and you get a unknown syndrome disease that goes to your tutuz.

SIDE EFFECTS OF NARBEH SYNDROME:

Explosive Diarrhea
Brain Damage
Emotional Damage

Also Memory Loss.

omggg i hung out with narbeh and now i feel like im a new human with assthetic narbeh diseases in me 🤪.

For exmaple: Michael has Narbeh syndrome from hanging out with us too much.

NARBEH SYNDROME by lavashak_arbi June 25, 2022

Reverse Jack Syndrome 

Reverse Jack Syndrome (RJS) is the opposite of the syndrome Robin Williams had in the movie "Jack." His character's affliction caused him to grow physically old while still being young in terms of years - RJS is the reverse of this. A person with RJS is relatively young and young-looking but acts and feels as if he/she is approximately 70 years old. For example, a person with RJS is almost always cold, regardless of temperature (this leads to wearing unfashionable slippers at home); has trouble hearing, thus the TV volume is always very loud; likes food commonly associated with old people, for ex. meatloaf and salisbury steak; has trouble with new technology; has preferences in terms of music, books, and culture in general that are usually linked with old folks; and is generally crabby, with the demeanor of a cranky old person.

"Jimmy, why is it 90 degrees in here? WTF?"

"Its cold in here."

"Ah, must be the Reverse Jack Syndrome acting up again."

Reverse Jack Syndrome by Drew D. from Kansas August 6, 2007

Red Skeet Syndrome 

The state of ejaculating a mixture of blood and semen during masturbation, caused by aggressively beating the penis against a hard object.

I beat my meat so hard I got red skeet syndrome.

Red Skeet Syndrome by Cornholio47 April 15, 2008

Catchy Chorus Syndrome 

(Abbreviated CCS) When a song is stuck in one's head, but only the chorus or a section or phrase in the chorus can be recollected.

Garret: bmbdmmb... ROCK THE CASBAH! ROCK THE CASBAH!

Arnold: Dude, what's wrong with you?!?!?!!

Garret: Ehh just Catchy Chorus Syndrome. ROCK THE CASBAH!!!!

Catchy Chorus Syndrome by It's Thibbz!!!! June 2, 2010

Fridge Opening Syndrome 

When you repeatedly find yourself opening and staring blankly into your fridge at regular intervals without cause. It's a prime indicator of needing to either re-evaluate your purpose of existence, or go get some more groceries.

Mike: "Hey, you wanna go play Smash Bros?"
John: *opens and stares into his fridge*
Mike: "...bro you really gotta fix that fridge opening syndrome and find a hobby."

Fridge Opening Syndrome by Nick-Nac December 9, 2011