Brown Summit

The act of spreading one's ass cheeks and placing the butt hole on another party's (willing or unwilling) nose.

That guy was hurting after brown summiting Steve Carrel.

by jibjab337 May 16, 2014

Baked Submission

A baked good is stuffed into the person's mouth while they are taking it in the ass until they tap out.

My girl was horny and hungry. So I hit he with the baked submission!

by A_Small_Indian_Boy April 19, 2018

dummit summit

The condition of having a small penis. (3 inches or less, while erect).

small dick
tiny dick
hard dick
baby dick
3 inches

Girl 1: "I hooked up with Tom last night"
Girl 2: "What's he packing?"
Girl 1 "It's just a dummit summit"

by meme nation December 18, 2017

Masshole Summit

Tourists from Massachusetts to Portland Maine are often faced with the maze of one-way roads on non-parallel roadways. As the end destination is usually the Promenade at the top of the hill, many a Masshole has given up in frustration and driven up the hill going the wrong way on one of the smaller residential roads. The trepidation seen in these cars mimics an adventurer reaching a summit. The nickname resulted.

"Don't take that road, I saw someone turn onto it from the other end. Though you can if you wanna watch another one complete the Masshole Summit."

by justsomerandomdude123585346 July 11, 2018

showstopping submission

when people get sent a message that they think about for a significant portion of their day.

The showstopping submission had people dream about being historical like the things they hear, read, and see.

by Coop Dupe April 9, 2020

National submit a girl to the government for illegal human experimentation day

On November 11th, you can kidnap any one girl and submit her to the government for illegal human experimentation to stop COVID-19 and other international threats in the future

Boy: Hey it's November 11th
Girl: Ok and
Boy: It's national submit a girl to the government for illegal human experimentation day
Girl: What does that mean
Boy: It means get in the van

by Altruis November 10, 2020

false summit

When you think you’re done pooping, but go to wipe and there’s more

I thought I was done shitting but I hit the false summit!

by JLese October 6, 2020