sludge-slinger

when your boyfriend cums on your stomach and it shoots in your hair and eyes! not a pleasant experience

"Murph, Brian just totally sludge slinged in my eye, and it really burns!!!" Jesse says, "I hate a sludge-slinger!"

by Katie, Beth, and Jess June 1, 2006

student groan

Something a person has to pay after attending a vocational school or college, usually for a long period of time.

He had been paying off his college debt for so long that he began to call it his student groan.

by avgirlie September 16, 2008

Honour Student

A student whose average is very high in the 80s and 90s %

this person does very well in school, gets their homework all done and handed in on time, also known as a 'nerd'.

"wow she's so smart! She must be an Honour Student."

by tbgirl January 25, 2009

Fat Studies

Yet another interdisciplinary field that has no relevance to the real world. Fat Studies explores fat scholars, fat people, fat problems, and leaves you with a fat debt at the end of it. It would literally disappear into thin air (no pun intended) if there were no fat people.

Neon green-haired girl with septum piercing: Hi theydies and gentlethems, I am Clarxssa. I go by ze/zim pronouns and I major in fat studies at the University of Kentucky.

by bigboobies007 December 19, 2020

Smudger

A universal (curse)word. Can be used for anything.

You're such a smudger.

by Jacoboo January 22, 2009

Social Studies

A super easy class that is literally a copy and paste and EVERYONE should pass this class if you dont you are retarted

Man i think social studies is copy paste

by feotus April 24, 2019

Starving College Student

A college student who lacks disposable income because he does not have a job, yet his parents pay for his tuition, his food, his rent, and really everything under the sun. The Starving College Student typically spends the stipend his parents give him on alcohol and/or drugs. The stereotype is that this student must resort to eating Top Ramen to survive, which may be true, but only because they spent their allowance on alcohol and drugs. These students also perform poorly in their college classes because, after all, they view higher education as a birthright and not an opportunity. These depraved individuals somehow do just enough to earn a Business Degree, having only learned "strong résumé words" at the expense of an actual education. Also referred to as the "Poor College Kid"

Grandma Beatrice: Aww Zacky honey, why don't you come over for dinner tomorrow night. I know you're a starving college student who would kill for a home cooked meal.

Zack: Thanks Grandma. I have been living exclusively off of Top Ramen. I'd love to come over for some prime rib. I will head over as soon as I edit my resume and lie about having leadership experience.

by JoeyRogue January 2, 2014