Spreading the Dog

When someone bends over and there ass gets wider.

Andrew was spreading the dog when he dropped the cap.

by ALblondie96 February 13, 2022

streaking

the act of doing quite literally anything on/in anything or anywhere

Shelby is streaking in Taco Bell right now!!!!

by Streakmaster777777777777777777 March 12, 2022

Spreading my wings

“Spreading my wings” is nyc bird slang and means that the person who is saying the term, going to have sex that same day.

Veronica: “Ma Im spreading my wings today”
Alice: “that means she’s gonna have sex with someone today”

by Nycbirdslang April 14, 2022

Standing In Quicksand

Being stubborn and doing fuck-all whilst shit hits the fan in the apparent hope that things will blow over. This doesn’t stop the shit hitting the fan in any way, which makes it more or less the lazy version of the similar term “digging yourself deeper”.

Boris “Blowjob” Johnson refusing to resign is just him standing in quicksand.

by E hates Q July 7, 2022

Streaming Bucket

Also known as "Gaming Bucket" the streaming bucket, it's usually a jar hidden below the desk of a long time streamer, that it's used to avoid going to the bathroom mid stream or mid game.

Moh: Damn I need to go pee
viewer: You can always use your streaming bucket
Moh: Oh right

by Mpc46 July 26, 2022

standing log

When you shit and the turd stands straight up and falls over, crushing your balls and anything else in their path

Friend A: "Sorry dude, I can't go to gym today, I got hit with a standing log"
Friend B: "damn bro"

by Creambythedozen October 27, 2022

sending it

In canadian terms, throwing a party, from a small hangout to a bigger event.

My buds and I are gonna be sending it on friday after exam week, you wanna pull up?

by Demetheus February 16, 2023