Statesman

A politician who is able to successfully fool people into thinking he has dignity.

Mr. Smith was a statesman who earned the respect of his audience every time spoke, even if he had the tendency to bend the truth here and there. His opponent, Mr. Jones, was a sleazy politician who straight-up lied to his audience, but earned votes by blaming the country's problems on various minority groups and uniting them under a banner of "political incorrectness".

by smidgen2 October 27, 2018

Euro States

Informal way to say European Union.

Where are you from? I'm from the Euro States.

by Magnolia Fan 2009 July 20, 2009

Euro States

The European Union (EU) is an economic and political union of 27 member states, located primarily in Europe, Middle East and America.

My mate John just came back from visiting the Euro States he said he had a great time.

by Euro Stater July 20, 2009

pull shapes

to make shapes out of your penis

"look! now my penis is a hamberger!! omg"
"eewwww, dont pull shapes, its nasty dude"

by Kyle Beer December 26, 2007

SNAPES

A diseasous organism clearly visable to the human eye, caution generally clings on to the anal passage and can be identified by it's form.
Form includes a pile like basis that is the main source of both illness and weakness,
Multiple snake like tenatcles that flail in distortion causing painfull passage scars, and finally snapes includes , ilke its conterpart meaning, a sticky immovable liquid flows from them to around your ass crack, preventing you from removing them.
Its practically to release a butt goblin whilst these are clinging on to your ass, but have no fe3ar to remove these all you have to do is attempt to sit on a nail whilst jossling ol pogo at the same time.(Simultaneously.)
UNFORTUNATLEY THIS MAY RESULT IN SPADES IF DONE WRONG.

Ooh crap! i sat on my snapes again... oh wait there attatching themselves to the chair.
Let go!
Some one help please get the screwdriver Now!

by Anonymous D: July 6, 2011

Playin with the shapes

When one is involved in the love triangle

My boy mikie LOOOOOOOOVES playin with the shapes

by Insane V October 20, 2004

Emily’s theory on the United States Government

Emily’s theory on the United States Government states that if president Biden does not soon realize he is acting like a commie and that the American people are over it he will find himself no longer the president of the United States.

And I said to the president if you do not believe in Emily’s theory on the United States Government then you can test it at your earliest convince.

by Beau Dean November 16, 2021