by uttam maharjan October 2, 2011
Get the slitter film mug.The process in which one hides in close proximity while their friend is masturbating and then when they climax the person comes out and throws the cum rag in their face
I was yanking it on the kitchen table when suddenly my roomate hopped out of the refridgerator and splatterjacked me!
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When a woman’s face is ejaculated on by a man, or men, the woman’s face becomes the “Splatter Board."
by acw11790 February 12, 2012
Get the Splatter Board mug.Someone who doesn't think when they speak, natural flying saliva rushes out the persons mouth when speaking. Spitterz are filled with lies, gossip, slander, and anything lower that could fulfill their personal purpose. Main goal in mind is to ruin a reputation or create maximum conflict. see troll
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Get the shlitter mug.A term (with farmer/redneck etymology) when two or more guys are trying to get behind a pickup truck or SUV stuck in an off-road rut or muddy patch, and subsequently get hosed down and splattered with mud and water when the (often female) weakest driver gets behind the wheel and thinks the best maneuver is to put the pedal to the medal and go full throttle to get the vehicle unstuck and out of the rut.
Me and Daryl got completely splatter-douched when Ellie Mae tried to push the Ford out of that manure pit after unloading all that stinky silage for them there steers.
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