santa clause

when you shit in a sock and slap someone in the face with it.

Gent 1:Aye chap, why you always have to wail on me. I'd much rather prefer a santa clause.
Gent 2:Righto

by shib January 25, 2005

santa fe

adj. referring to santa fe, texas. something that is inferior, inadequate, or ghetto.

that band over there sure is santa fe.

by R.C. December 21, 2004

Santa Anus Winds

What you call it when you sit on the bowl and just fart for 15-30 seconds. Comparable to the hot dry easterly winds that blow off the Pacific into Southern California in late fall.

-Man I really thought I had to dump out, but I just blew ass on the bowl for like half a minute.
-Oh, sounds like the Santa Anus Winds are blowing through.

by Bum Stigity Bum November 29, 2010

santa...

The hellish fatinsane demoniod minion of lucifer who terrorizes the world once a year by bringing unspeakable atrocities to our houses!

He will deliver a plague onto your homes and make you suffer the wrath of a thousand guilty souls!

by Dumb Ass August 16, 2004

santa clausification

To paint a glowing and praiseworthy picture of a somewhat well know, but assumed to be great and wholesome individual. Martin Luther King, Jr. has be 'santa clausified' by the white American public.

The santa clausification of Santa Claus will end when the frozen human heads are found in his basement or the animal porn collection is unearthed.

by Ian (St.) R. April 11, 2008

Santa Fe, Texas

A waste of populated swamp lands referred to as the swamp ass country. Mostly populated by degenerative incest families who drink at the orange bar.

You smell very Santa Fe, Texas like after that long day of work.

by 92910 September 9, 2016

Santanic

Santanic: (adj)- of, or pertaining to, Santana

That music is so santanic.

by Anonymous123469 October 1, 2006