A stay-at-home middle-class over-parenting mother that suffers from Dunning-Kruger effect in a particular way that affects her outlook on many issues of life. She tends to over-nurture her children, but only in a way that aligns with her strong although often unfounded beliefs and not necessarily reason. A soccer mom professes such beliefs obnoxiously, forcefully and tactlessly to others, often angering the public while feeling vindicated due to her own morally superhuman understanding of the situation.
These moms typically hold such assertions: her child is unquestionably (although not objectively) superior to all other human beings; career women are incompetent in raising children; all laws, precedents and religious dogmas are morally right; her family is entitled to preferential treatments; a Fiat Multipla has non-demonic features, as well as similar outrageous delusions.
Over the years, the soccer mom definition has grown to absorb in itself the groups of mothers who could have previously only been described as Kyoiku Mamas (asian parent, very demanding) and Stage Moms (soccer moms, but more dramatic). Overall, the soccer mom phenomenon is a part of a larger Helicopter Parent one.
These moms typically hold such assertions: her child is unquestionably (although not objectively) superior to all other human beings; career women are incompetent in raising children; all laws, precedents and religious dogmas are morally right; her family is entitled to preferential treatments; a Fiat Multipla has non-demonic features, as well as similar outrageous delusions.
Over the years, the soccer mom definition has grown to absorb in itself the groups of mothers who could have previously only been described as Kyoiku Mamas (asian parent, very demanding) and Stage Moms (soccer moms, but more dramatic). Overall, the soccer mom phenomenon is a part of a larger Helicopter Parent one.
There is a modicum of chance that I may be wrong on at least one of the views I have - said or thought no soccer mom ever.
by Atlanntas June 30, 2017
Get the Soccer mommug. by U_Fool July 23, 2006
Get the italian soccermug. spawn of the devil. annoying, bitchy, over sheltering, and way too protective.
let's start with the typical soccer mom.
stay at home mom
usually blonde, bleached most likely.
caucasian
30-50 years old
'trophy wife'
has 2.6 kids.
bitchy.
whiny.
was in a sorority.
now hubby:
lawyer, doctor, or other high-paying job.
never home
barely knows kids
fucks secretary on 'business trips'.
daughter:
blonde
has a common name like ashley, jessica, britney, etc.
bimbo slut
is 8-12 years old, tries to act like a teenager but fails
teenybopper
popular
does dance
son:
blonde
has a common name like brandon, jason, aiden, etc.
little mr. athlete, does soccer, football, baseball, hockey, lacrosse, and basketball.
racist
10-14 years old
popular
spits everywhere
The family of mrs. soccer mom usually lives in a suburban neighborhood, a big house, and owns two cars. one of which is mom's car, a gas-guzzling suv that she drives obnoxiously, speeding off to baseball practice or dance.
mrs. soccer mom makes up her own esrb ratings:
OK: good
A: acceptable, 13+
N: not in my house! 18+
likes; kids bop, v chip, nail appointments, screaming at people to TURN THAT SATANIC MUSIC DOWN, THERE ARE CHILDREN PRESENT!, etc.
let's start with the typical soccer mom.
stay at home mom
usually blonde, bleached most likely.
caucasian
30-50 years old
'trophy wife'
has 2.6 kids.
bitchy.
whiny.
was in a sorority.
now hubby:
lawyer, doctor, or other high-paying job.
never home
barely knows kids
fucks secretary on 'business trips'.
daughter:
blonde
has a common name like ashley, jessica, britney, etc.
bimbo slut
is 8-12 years old, tries to act like a teenager but fails
teenybopper
popular
does dance
son:
blonde
has a common name like brandon, jason, aiden, etc.
little mr. athlete, does soccer, football, baseball, hockey, lacrosse, and basketball.
racist
10-14 years old
popular
spits everywhere
The family of mrs. soccer mom usually lives in a suburban neighborhood, a big house, and owns two cars. one of which is mom's car, a gas-guzzling suv that she drives obnoxiously, speeding off to baseball practice or dance.
mrs. soccer mom makes up her own esrb ratings:
OK: good
A: acceptable, 13+
N: not in my house! 18+
likes; kids bop, v chip, nail appointments, screaming at people to TURN THAT SATANIC MUSIC DOWN, THERE ARE CHILDREN PRESENT!, etc.
by obamasux September 4, 2013
Get the soccer mommug. A soccer poop is a poo that comes out completely round and has shades of white along with the normal brownish color. Poo is never perfectly round, but a roundish shape will do.
by DahDahKaka January 12, 2012
Get the Soccer poomug. The description of an act that is unecessary, of little importance, pathetic, for a weak individual, and unathletic.
by Taxtrip December 6, 2006
Get the ladies soccermug. A creative way for the sign industry, invented by Rachel Taft in 2008, to explain to customers why their PDF logo isn't a usable vector image...
I explain to the customer that the PDF they have given me is like a soccer taco... "the image inside your pdf started out as a soccerball. You have wrapped it in a taco shell by saving it as a PDF. Just because your soccerball is wrapped in a taco shell doesnt make it a taco. At no point does saving your soccerball as a PDF make it into usable beef, it doesnt change the original composition of your image... I still need you to send me a taco..."
by RABT March 13, 2009
Get the Soccer Tacomug. by tatethecreator April 13, 2014
Get the soccer dadmug.