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Unicorn snot

When your mans put glitter on his tongue and gives you a rimjob. Think finger painting but with your toungue. Then that bish eats your ass like Christmas dinner until you wiggle your asshairs against his nose, making him sneeze the glitter right back into the poopchute.
Im getting my life together, so I got some unicorn snot :)))
by Jotasof September 19, 2017
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Gash Snot

The mucusy build up of a greeny substance on the labia due to a horrendous infection, usually caused by a guy named Dimitri.
Dimitri proceeded to have sexual relations with Dillon knowing full well he would infect her with a "gash snot" infection.
by Forest Mouse March 7, 2017
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snot glove

Kleenex. Tissue for your nose.
Hand me a snot glove...I've got to sneeze.
by victorzulu November 29, 2010
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Newfie Snot

Pressing closed one nostril while forcing the contents of the open nostril out from the expulsion of air from a well filled set of lungs.
"Did you just Newfie snot on the floor?"

What?!? I was plugged up and it was bothering my breathing. Do you have a tissue?
by The Caper April 17, 2021
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Pecker Snot

She swallowed my load, gargled down all my pecker snot
by Ezoangelofdeath June 18, 2021
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Snot Burrito

When you're afraid of blowing your nose in public, so you just pinch the snot into your face mask. It is indeed a disgusting sensation.
"I really had to blow my nose on the bus, but I didn't want to make anyone scared ... so I blew it into my face mask."
"That's what I call a snot burrito!"
by waffleenio February 9, 2022
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Snot-lacquered

When something is covered in a wet, slimmy, disgusting, mucus-like substance.
I can't stand baby carrots. They come straight out of the bag Snot-lacquered.
by Dr. Morningstar March 6, 2017
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