spongebob

Coolest square dude ever

spongebob is the coolest square dude ever

by DizzyLizzy February 21, 2007

sponge

A boogie board - a soft, spongey flotation device used to ride waves on one's belly.

Look at all the little kids on sponges out in the water.

by The Colonel July 18, 2003

cum sponge

A hairstyle worn by a female. Usually a large "poof" on the top of head used to absorb cum as it is being shot at her face. This protects the rest of her hair from being ejaculated upon.

"OMG that girl's poof was worn so high when I cummed on her face, it absorbed it all!"

"That girls cum sponge worked like a champ..."

by Laura/Steve February 3, 2008

Slone

A stoner who believes they're a dragon once hitting a certain level of high.

"I just went Slone bruh"

by SLONE September 5, 2014

Fun Sponge

Someone who stops everyone else having fun

*Beth and Aamy were giggling *
Justin: Stop being so immature
Beth: Well stop being such a fun sponge then.

by Nikki Crapper June 5, 2009

Dick Slanger

To slang a lot of dick to many women. A guy who has lots of sex with different types of women.

Person 1: Hey you know Joe?
Person 2: Oh yeah, he's a real dick slanger huh?

Person 1: So what are you doing today?
Person 2: Oh you know just out here dick slanging.

by Captain Dick Slanger January 26, 2011

Spongebob

Over-merchandised Nickelodeon character with square pants.

The new episodes of spongebob, do indeed SUCK ASS. Because Stephen Hillenburg, the original director, left the show.

So yeah, the old Spongebob was better. c:

"So, Spongebob began in 1999, with some great original episodes. After the movie, it sucked. (:"

by Aangie December 28, 2007