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Donkey Punch Slip and slide 

When engaged in anal sex(over a table or a bench top)and the man is about to ejaculate, he quickly punches her in the back of the head(to knock her out) and withdraws his penis ejaculating all over her chest when she is unconscious. Then he grabs one shoulder and the opposite leg and slides her across the table or bench(While she is still unconscious). With the assistance of the semen all over her chest she should be able to slide off the table with a decent throw.
Bob: I gave Doris Donkey punch Slip and slide Yesterday. The children were asking why there was so much Broken glass.
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Foil Slide 

A piece of aluminum foil approx. 2 inches wide by 10 inches long used for smoking crystal meth.
The Drug Task Force noticed several foil slides upon entering the residence of a known meth cook.
Foil Slide by Chad "Snitch" Moore October 16, 2006

pink slide 

Slag term referring to the female sex organ.
So Doyle, I hear the ole' fuck dragon is not giving you the pink slide anymore.
pink slide by J-coug January 25, 2008

Rhody Slide 

The Rhode Island equivalent to the California roll, where the driver slows down enough to look both ways (this is optional) and to make the brake lights come on appearing as though and actual stop was made.
You call that a stop? You just Rhody slide through stop signs and eventually you're going to get a ticket.
Rhody Slide by twistedblais1 April 9, 2009

Super Slide 

Approx. 50 foot high 100 foot wide slide that was a family amusement before they invented water slides. It was shaped like a wave with about three humps. You paid a small fee and slid down. 1960s fad the went under due to lack of interest and law suits.
Wanna go on the Super Slide?
Ok!
Here we go!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Super Slide by thedzone October 12, 2009

Taint-Slide

The act of rubbing ones gouch.
When he bent over I gave him a Taint-slide.
Taint-Slide by MisBehav3n July 19, 2011

Kermit Slide

An event where a group of guys cover a slip and slide in lime jello and with a naked midget at the end. Common in fraternity initiations and gay pride events
Did you see that fraternity, The Quard, held a fund raiser buy doing Kermit Slides??? That was the gayest thing I had ever seen.
Kermit Slide by Drite007 July 24, 2011