United Statesian

A phrase used to disambiguate between people living in the United States and people living in the continents of North or South America, since "American" can refer to either group of people.

When talking to people who have this phrase in their vocabulary, "United Statesian" always refers to only people living in the United States, while "American" always refers to people living anywhere in North or South America.

Jack: Dude, Americans are so fucking stupid.
José: Wtf dude
Jack: Sorry, I meant United Statesians.
José: Oh okay :)

by jubjubjubjub October 1, 2021

Emancipate the Slaves

Deuce it up, take a crap, go number two, poop, etc.

"Sorry I stunk up your bathrrom, but I had to emancipate the slaves. By the way, do you have a plunger?"

by Philly P November 12, 2007

Big In The States

When something is in the process of trending so hard that it must have originated from the industries of the USA.

Guy:'What's that song'
Radio:'Black&Yellow, it's big in the states right now'

by SM130definition May 9, 2011

United States of Canada

A sad, pathetic attempt by liberals to cope with the fact that their own self righteousness doesn't actually mean that they are right. Instead of graciously admitting that they are infact a minority in America, they would rather take their toys and go home, as evidenced by the "USC", similar to the southern states succession, but without the backbone to actually do anything about it except talk.

Liberal weiner: " I'm not an American anymore, I voted for Kerry and Im a USC citizen."
Rational moderate: "Well, Kerry was a bad idea to begin with, maybe next time the Democrats will have a real contender I can vote for. Oh well, back to work."
Religious Conservative: "I'm glad this whole election is over, now we can get on to things that matter like fixing Social Security and the National Sales Tax and breaking up the pharmaceutical compny/Insurance stranglehold on medical care."

by fli gti January 26, 2005

The United States of America

U.S.A is the land blessed by God, but a nation where the peoples cursed by GOD live in.

by Ack!~~~~~~~~~~~~~ September 4, 2003

slaves are hella good

niggers who are just generally cool and do your work

me and my child think slaves are hella good

by Sus gang boiis get on my level April 5, 2019

clean slate fonzarelli

when you take a huge shit and go to wipe but then a sense of purpose, accomplishment and confidence strikes you that is so powerful that you refrain from tearing even one measley safety square of paper because you know, you just know that the shit came out so perfectly and that your rectum dispensed with that happy turd so well that there is absolutely no need to wipe at all. You just put your thumbs up and let out an "aaaayyyyy", like Fonzi would, because you are so impressed with yourself and everyone else should be too. Because who else could do something that great besides you, and Fonzi, of course.

Ok ok, I understand you want me to eat your asshole out. But I've gotta tell you that unless you have one great clean slate Fonzarelli I'm not doin it. That hole of yours better be spic and span or I'm not eatin it.

by motoboat September 25, 2010