shittin dicks

The act of taking a dump roughly the same size and shape of a dick. Primarily after a large meal followed by a few drinks.

Dude, I was shittin dicks last night after the party!

by T-B1rd July 26, 2014

Shitmon

A slang created by critics in the Pokémon community, used to express distaste, when Pokémon designs in a newer generation are lackluster.

Elitist Pokémon fanboy: Coalossal should have evolved into a locomotive train!
Pokémon Hater: Yeah thanks to James Turner... the art director of Pokémon SWSH, we have another poor rip off of Magmortar. Coalossal is a shitmon.

by Pokémon Hater April 24, 2022

Cock Shitting

Having poop on your cock when you are having sex. You have your partner shit on your genitalia, and the magic begins!

Joe: Last night my girl had a friendly time with me. I feel she really opened up, like her butt hole.

Fred: you used cock shitting??

Joe: oh yeah man! She pooped on my cock!

by R()$3! April 7, 2011

shitting on my balls

Are you shitting on my balls is a phrase used also as "Are you kidding me" as you are in a state of confusion and disbeleive

"Tressie has scabies? Are you shitting on my balls?

by joe Dion August 1, 2007

shitonastick

It's kinna like shit in a cone, but it comes on these little popsicle sticks. People named Casey really like them a lot.

James loves the taste of his new shitonastick! Don't ask him to share, he'll bite you.

by b4p November 3, 2003

shittin tulips

nervous; feeling uneasy, worried, or frightened.

When Fr. Emo was asked to reveal the names of the boys he molested, Mario was shittin tulips.

by Inspector Harry Bush August 17, 2003

shitting the rainbow

After eating food with copious amounts of food coloring, your poo takes on colors other than the usual shades of brown.

Mate, have a look at the icing on this cake. . . I'll be shitting the rainbow after this.

by Tim J Kelly August 12, 2005