Scratching Your Knee

A term that is used as an excuse for when you’re caught jerking one out. Could also mean jerking off in general.

Guy 1: Hey man we’re you just wanking it?!?!
Guy 2: Nah, just scratching my knee.
Guy 1: Oh, alright, continue scratching your knee then.

by TheRussianHammer May 16, 2018

Screaming cat's testicles

when your girlfriend squeezes your balls, inserts an angry cat inside a sports bag, and starts beating you violently with the bag

I do not want a screaming cat's testicles

by Baboya panatera May 22, 2018

Scritching

scratching itching

I got bit by so many mosquitoes I've been scritching my legs all damn day !!!

by LEESUH E. June 17, 2018

screaming rapping ukelele

screaming rapping ukelele is a new genre made by the best band known to mankind, Twenty One Pilots.
( its the only thing that keeps me sane)

tyler joseph is a screaming rapping ukelele player

by snailshouse is lit famssszz August 7, 2018

schreeching

A mix between shrieking and screeching.

brain: you went swimming yesterday, now you want to run.
me: but I'm not even good at runni-
brain: so I spiked your energy levels
br a i n: r u n

Other person: RUN FROM THE DEMONS! *schREECHING*

by LOLZIES 😝 May 20, 2018

Stretching Room

A magical room on WTC campus where amazing friends meet. Most of the time is spent playing spicy uno and talking instead of doing homework.

Hey, let's meet in the stretching room for spicy uno!

by hannahisdumb June 1, 2018

Screaming seagull

When you have sex with a girl on the beach and dip your dick in the sand before penetrating.

I was banging some bar fly on the beach. Gave her the ole screaming seagull. Nearly woke the neighborhood.

by Cmon now September 13, 2018