Scale of Whoritude

0 - Eye contact
1/4 - Hugging
1/2 - Hand holding
2/3 - Cuddling
1 - Kissing
2 - Kissing whilst cuddling
3 - Making out whilst sitting or standing
4 - Making out whilst cuddling
5 - Making out on top of someone
6 - Feeling up
7 - Fingering/handjob
8 - Fingering/handjob with orgasm
9 - Oral
10 - Sex

Girl #1 - "Gurl! Have you 10ed him yet?"
Girl #2 - "Naw, we've only 8ed. Do you think I'm some kind of whore?"
Girl #1 - "Well, you 7ed on the first date, so I figured you've 10ed by now."
Girl #2 - "Shut yo ass up, bitch!"

Boy - "Hayy, let's 10."
Girl - "Hayyy, no thanks."

Girl - "We 1/2ed and it was really cute!"

Boy - "How far on the Scale of Whoritude have you gone?"
Girl - "I've only 1ed."

by kapsta June 23, 2009

1-10 Scale (of female attractiveness)

The 1-10 scale of female attractiveness is a ranking system used to classify women based on appearance with 1 being the lowest and least appealing and 10 being the most. Traditionally, a margin of error of +- 1 is acceptable during story telling.

Numbers on the scale correspond to the following:

1: Angels weep at the mere existence of such an ugly creature
2: Disgusting, revolting, or otherwise vile
3: A trash compactor could improve her features
4: The sight of her is tolerable, if not desired
5: Average. If inebriated, you would consider her attractive
6: Not half bad
7: Recognizable as an appealing partner for reproduction
8: Stories are told and grins shared over obtaining her digits
9: Radiant, beautiful, and otherwise worthy of praise
10: A goddess. Dicks of all ages rise in salute as she walks by.

An essential tool in any gentleman's toolbox, the 1-10 scale allows for the safe counsel of friends. Never allow a bro to have any genital contact with a female below a 4.

Words of wisdom for the 1-10 scale (of female attractiveness) - If she's a three, let her be. If she's an eight, try to mate. If she's a ten, try again.

by Irate Beagle November 7, 2016

1-10 Scale (Personality)

We've all heard of the 1-10 scale for looks, but take a look at the 1-10 scale for personality.

1-Witch, beast,bitch, monster. A very mean person, someone that no one likes. Self-centered with a huge ego.
Not a single once of kindness.

2-Awful, one with an ugly personality. Normally a self-absored weasel.

3-Plain mean, always mean, always will be mean.

4-Below average/unattractive personality, may appeal to mind as well.

5-Average, the personality of an average person. May be slightly mean but only in certain situations.

6-Above average personality. Barely an angel but not a devil.

7-Nice, pretty nice. Sometimes mean, sweet and sour.

8-Friendly, your average friendly person, normally smart, too.

9-Nice, kind, sweet, friendly, often book smart and very street smart. Knows how to treat other people because they want to be treated the same way.

10-An angel, sweet, kind, friendly, nice, beautiful personality, smart, wise, can never hold a grudge or hurt anyone. Doesn't exist but the closet one can get is 9.9.

The 1-10 scale (personality) should be used more often.

by tamtam27 November 1, 2010

Scarlett

She is nice but than one second later she will be a bitch and if you make her mad she will come for you in your sleep

Person one- what is that thing over there
Person two-OH NO! I think it’s a Scarlett!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!

by Lilycat1128 May 19, 2019

Stupid Scale

Hanes' personal stupidity scale which rates the idioticness of a specific person from 1 to 10. 1 being Fool, 10 being Fucking dumbass.

1) Fool
2) Idiot
3) Stupid!
4) Moron!
5) Jackass!
6) Dumbass!
7) Fucking asshat!
8) Dipshit!
9) Retard.
10) Fucking dumbass!!

by hanes May 23, 2005

Benjamin Scale

The measure of $100 bills by dividing the actual amount by 10.
$100 = 1 Benjamin

yo my car worth is 4.2 ($420) on the benjamin scale.

by The Word Editor January 8, 2008

Marsh Scale

The scale used to classify the severity of torcanos, the Marsh Scale ranges from M1 to M10, with M10 being the most severe torcano with numerous lavabombs and lavadogs.

The torcano on Mt. St. Helens was classified as an M4 on the Marsh Scale, with numerous lavabombs, but relativley few lavadogs.

by Tha Wizz June 11, 2009