sad ho

a person who is sad only a daily and calls themselves a ho.

it's time to be a sad ho again.

by yikester August 27, 2017

SAD FROSTY

After you and a chick rail a gram of Molly and wait 2 days to get depressed then you and your limp dick attempt to jerk off on her face.

Did you hear Harry and Sharleen had crazy molly night last Saturday and got together Tuesday and he gave her a sad frosty on her depressed face

by Ryan Rocko January 18, 2022

The Big Sad

A slang term for depression. (It can refer to either the mental condition, or a crash in the stock market.)

1. "Bob and Mary have had The Big Sad since their son died."

2. "People who lived during The Big Sad were very resilient folks."

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 27, 2021

sad slaps

High quality music that you listen to either when you're sad or when you want to make yourself feel sad.

I was feeling shitty yesterday so I sat down and listened to sad slaps for a few hours.

by FuccboiFred April 22, 2020

kyle sad

When you get blackout drunk and cry in public, pee in your pants a little. Then call everyone the next morning and say sorry like a little bitch.

How sad are you?

I’m Kyle sad.

by Kylesad July 30, 2018

Sad stoner

Someone who is tall(like really tall), has a small friend group, wears Nike and zooyork, and a skater. Also they smoke a lot of weed

Bro you look like a sad stoner.

by Blazeikin March 27, 2017

sad koala

A half-hearted hand job where one or more of the people involved are of Australian descent.

"I only got a Sad Koala after the bonfire."

"The look in his eyes when he looked up was one of a sad koala that recently experienced a loss. He continued his work, lazily stroking, wandering from this place in his mind, back to the shores of Australia."

by SpawnOfPhlick May 23, 2016