stoneditude

SI unit of stonedness. Measured in bowls per kilogram. Other measures include Degree of Funny, LD %50 level, and Degree of Cuntitude.

"Dude, your stonetitude is absoluetly ridiculous!"

by Casa January 15, 2005

stoned to the hilt

to be completly and utterly stoned to the point where you can hardly walk, and make noises and sometime loose the feeling in your feet.
Can be adapted into a verb.

EX1
Person1: "jeez, i am stoned to the hilt!!"

EX2
Person1: "to the hilt?"
Person2: "to the nth

by Jonathan and Lee September 1, 2008

stoned penguin

1.a large person with a chiped front tooth that looks relitively like penguin from batman and is currently stoned

2.a fat kid who oftin spends his time waddling through the getto wile stoned

mark:I know why they call him penguin.
me:why?
mark:because his house is so cold.
me:are you stupid?
me:its because when he was fat he looked like penguin from batman
mark:and when hes stoned...
azn sarah:thats why they call him stoned penguin

by immastoned December 28, 2007

Stoned

After smoking enough marijuana the user cant move cant think or communicate... as if they were just clubbed in the head with a stone

Dude... i tried to do my math assignment while i was stoned... IMPOSSIBLE.

by Agentsmith111292 June 9, 2010

stolid

being cool, awesome, excellent, neat, or solid.

Dude, that is stolid as a rock.

by Elllll January 28, 2008

stoved

Telling a guy to stop kissing a girl whos wasted because its taking advantage then kissing her 2 seconds after

omg you got stoved

that guy just got stoved

by Leroy Jeckins November 21, 2005

stoked

to be so unbelievably excited about something that you start feverishly beating your gentiles to roughly the wound-up pace of the heartbeat of a very, very tiny mammal

Austin was so stoked to see the new Taylor Swift calendar that the occasion called for a trough of Vaseline, and later copious amounts of Neosporin and gauze.

by ak_alpenglow January 16, 2011