splenduferous

splendid in a sexual way

Sarah told her friends, "Wow! Ben is splenduferous in bed!".

by Sally Ray November 28, 2016

Splenda Daddy

A daddy who pays you for your company and not sexual favors.

He is like the best Splenda Daddy. He takes me out on dates all the time, buys me clothes, and just wants me to be friendly towards him.

by LionBroad December 3, 2016

SPLENDA

A non-addictive version of the drug known as cocaine which was made from cocaine and through scientific measure was remedied of all its bad side effects like "the drip", "a bad taste", and has no "come down" after the high effect wears off in usually an hour per dose. Nicknamed "the Perfect Drug" in 3042 A.D. because scientists could find no harmful effects to humans. Renegade pirate time travelers thought it a brilliant idea to smuggle the drug back in time to 1998 A.D. and market it as an artificial sweetener, since it also had no calories and could sweeten anything, leaving it readily available and cheap to fellow time travelers who knew enough to sniff it rather than eat it to get the high.

"How do you know Skrillex is from the future?"

"Because I saw him snorting lines of Splenda... and have you heard his music?"

by Fairy Godmutha March 1, 2017

splewy

another word meaning ur gonna go have a wank

Oi nahh I'm just gonna go have a splewy aye

by lookup105 March 25, 2017

Splenderificoutstandawondermazing

A mundane and stressful day at work, followed by an interestingly fun activity with friends/co-workers, and ending your night with someone who you remember loves you so much that you can't imagine living your life without them!

Wow Brandy! Painting with friends and rekindling your relationship with Jesse all on an average Tuesday is completely splenderificoutstandawondermazing!

by H2X April 18, 2017

Splenda daddy

A man who goes on sugar daddy dating websites, pretending to be a wealthy, individual of vast financial means in order to attract women and get laid. He will talk up a big game about having a mansion, several fancy sports cars, a yacht, and property in Belize, but you'll never see any of it because they don't exist. This is all just a ploy to get in the targeted woman's panties, which some women may stupidly allow, despite having secured any financial benefits beforehand.

Britney: I went out with this dude I met from sugar daddy dating website. We met up at Chili's, I had to pay more than half the tab because his credit card declined. Afterwards he offered me sex in the back of his beat up, old hoopty. I passed. Then he had the nerve to ask me for gas money so he could get home.

Janet: Oh hell no! It sounds like you found a splenda daddy.

by missybitch April 21, 2017

Splenty

Another word to describe a small amount of something. Basically I took the two words plenty and small and mixed them together to make this word, (yes I know this word is horrible it's my first word I took seriously and I'm looking forward to uploading more words I come up with.)

"Dude the money you promised me was a lot, not splenty."-Bob
"What are you talking about fuck head, this money I gave you was more then "Splenty." are you blind?"-Joe

by Edgelordie April 28, 2017