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Special kind of stupid

To go above and beyond the call of duty for the stupid, bringing stupidity to a whole new level! It takes a real special person to make all those around you in awe of how stupid you and your comments or actions are. You are a special kind of stupid.
When Jimbo decided to use a match to look into his gas container to see if it still had gas in it, we realized Jimbo was a special kind of stupid!
by SubSonar May 28, 2022
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Special Master

One of Trump’s kinks. He likes to have his special master to look through his stolen documents, Melania’s nudes, and Stormy’s pink panties. Colloquially it can be used when you want some one to watch, preside over and referee a particularly nasty sex act.
Can we appoint a special master to watch when I shit on your face? Just to make it fair?
by Jumpluffs September 2, 2022
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Transition Specialist

Fancy title for a lazy person who would rather watch others work than actually work themselves

Some what like an Employment specialist but works with students and does even less work.
Transition specialist: Uh i had such a rough day

Person: Haha doing what sitting on your ass?
by Frawgeez October 16, 2008
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Lemon Special

To give/receive fish fingers in a fine cinema establishment (such as Gold Class). Usually such cinemas have separate seats in open view to the audience. The giver usually has to lean over a fair distance in order to reach the goods.
Michelle got a Lemon Special last night. She tried to stop it but one cannot deny the power of the Lemon Special.
by Joe Ringer FTW December 23, 2008
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chestnut special

Where you nut, or produce sperm on a girls or a guys (if you go that way) chest and it is special because of the variety of colors/smells.
I gave that hoe a chestnut special last night.

She enjoyed my chestnut special.
by The Chestnut Guy July 26, 2009
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Hillbilly Special

A person that likes to take it from other guys while they are in the mountains
Chad got a Hillbilly Special from a friend this weekend.
by cmoney1515 December 6, 2009
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G-Special

Bringing a guy home from the bar (the younger the better) screwing him and then having your best friend drive him home. Never let them spend the night and you must not talk to them again for at least 3 months. Must be administered by a female who's name begins with a G.
G1 - Oh hes cute, I wanna give him a g special tonight.
G2- ok
3 hrs later...
G2- you just got a g-special, come on let me take you home

Mike- Damn I got a g-special last night! But it was worth it!
by ggmarie October 6, 2010
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