After watching the hot man-sex scenes in "Brokeback Mountain," Roberta went home to slap the oyster.
by SurlyGirl July 06, 2006
by Nick! December 05, 2002
The sexual act of ripping out a used tampon from a vagina and proceeding to strike the user of said tampon in the face with it.
Person #1: I heard Mike twat slapped Holly.
Person #2: Ya, I know and I heard she loved it.
Holly: It's true!
Person #2: Ya, I know and I heard she loved it.
Holly: It's true!
by ColoradoShrimper November 01, 2010
when after receiving oral sex the guy pulls his penis out of the chicks mouth and slaps her on the forehead with his dick
by swil February 28, 2003
a 'tard slap is a term used to describe the motion of slapping one's own upper chest with the side of the opposite hand. it is used when mocking retarded people or when accentuating the fact that one did something retarded. often accompanied by a "huh huh huh" type of fake laugh.
screenname1: omg i just spilled coffee all over my science homework
screenname2: hahah you're so stupid.
screenname1: *'tard slap*
screenname2: hahah you're so stupid.
screenname1: *'tard slap*
by alana jonas March 07, 2010
When a man shaves his pubic region while saving the pubic hair, then proceeding to ejaculate on a females face, he then slaps her in the face with the pubic hair causing the hair to stick to the ejaculate on her face. The man will then proceed to slap her in the face with his erect penis.
Bobby: I gave your mom a Gorilla Slap last night! Now she has a fucking beard!
Josh: hahahaha, my mom's a bitch anyway!
Josh: hahahaha, my mom's a bitch anyway!
by Mud Monkey in Brazil October 17, 2008
by Friendlee69 April 15, 2014