Melbourne Shuffle

An epileptic spasm in slippery shoes, usually orchestrated by low brow knuckle draggers who look like David Bowie on a bad hair day, clad in equally as ugly white jeans and oversized, outdated sweatshop shoes.

These "dances" are usually carried out upon the floors of Melbourne idiot gatherings known as "clubs" by ecstasy-tripping transvestites in order to attract the attention of the opposite sex, who, ironically, usually bears more body hair than the "dancer".

Two Hektik Kents on a dancefloor discussing the quality of a Melbourne Shuffle

Hektik Kent #1: "Did you see Dimma's mint shuffle, brah?"

Hektik Kent #2: "Yeah, bro's a sick kent, re!"

by AdoptingARealName August 18, 2008

Adnan Shuffle

Sequence of calm subtle movements resulting in the death of a population.

"Hope you've all done your homework otherwise the Adnan shuffle will be put into use"

by Country Club92 December 05, 2011

Lip Shuffle

A term for cunnilingus, or more commonly known as A Lick Out, Going Down etc.

"He expects me to put out with the mouth but when was the last time he did the Lip Shuffle?"

by Tisbraw August 01, 2018

bar shuffle

A bar shuffle is a solution to the common problem of when there are two non adjacent empty bar stools. It is when someone moves to an adjacent empty seat at a bar in order to allow for the two empty seats to be together so two people can sit next to each other. Sometimes the bartender will ask people to perform the bar shuffle, and other times a kind patron may offer.

Excuse me, do you mind doing a bar shuffle so these two people can sit next to each other?

Do you guys want to sit? Let me bar shuffle to the seat next to me so there’s room for both of you.

by Salty fish November 10, 2017

Shame Shuffle

The rapid cover-up that ensues when a couple engaging in sexual acts is about to be happened upon by an outsider. The cover-up is erratic and poorly executed by the shamed couple, resulting in an awkward shuffle.

I went to call my brother and his girlfriend for dinner and I could hear them doing the shame shuffle as I knocked on the door.

by Tengodonde July 13, 2011

Electro shuffle

A dance in a very popular game called fortnite if u haven't already you should get it free on ps4 console

Brooooooooooo do you got the electro shuffle

by Mystery man mwaahahaha May 30, 2018

Penguine Shuffle

The act of clentching your ass cheeks together and taking short steps while waddling to avoid anal leakage, or to prevent further blowouts.

Upon waking up after a long night of drinking I had to do the penguine shuffle all the way to the bathroom so I didnt shit my pants.

by super special E March 14, 2010