shit shuffle

when you're listening to your iPod/mp3 player on shuffle..and you keep having to skip the majority of songs

'I'm having such a shit shuffle!'

by outofthewoods90 January 11, 2009

Harlem city shuffle

when a woman pegs a man and punches a hole through a dry wall, on the other side all of his best friends are naked playing basketball and they watch the man getting pegged though the dry wall.

How was your weekend ?" it was good, I had all the boys round and we did the Harlem city shuffle with my wife."

by commiecumbucket September 10, 2022

Nantucket Shuffle

Sexual act involving at least two people during which one person defecates into the mouth of another followed by the defecating person moving, or "shuffling," the other’s mouth in order to chew the feces.

After giving Jane a Dirty Sanchez, Jane performed the Nantucket Shuffle on Dick.

by C-Dogg The Great December 15, 2008

Cincinnati shuffle

The act of directing a persons (male or female) attention away from you and then swiftly inserting your thumb in there rectum

Aaron: hey dude look at that tree
Parry: oh no you got me with the Cincinnati shuffle!!!

by halamacherryo February 21, 2014

iPod Shuffle

Not the poor person's iPod! Doesn't go fucked up as easy, you can actually re-create the iPod ads and not fuck the damn thing up, NO ONE WILL ACTUALLY LISTEN TO OVER 1,000 SONGS!! So shut up to all of you who go "It can't store up to 1,000 songs! Its shit!" Nobody fucking listens to that many songs so shut the fuck up, if anyone says its the "poor" person's iPod, then why do I own one!? I'm rich and I could buy 5 Nanos but I prefer the humble shuffle better! Shove it up yo ass sideways and smoke it! I'm not blowing a shitload on some MP3 that after a month will look like a piece of shit cause' of the scratches.

Idiot: "Look! I have the new iPod nano!!!"
Less-of-an-Idiot: "I have an iPod shuffle"
Idiot: "POORBIE!"
Less-of-an-Idiot: "At least mine doesn't look like a cat tried to find crack in it"

by Pissed off December 28, 2005

Halin Shuffle

When ur at work and you get the hershey squirts so u brisk fully start walking to the bathroom and gradually progress into a jog while undoing your apron which is then followed by a porcelain explosion.

Did u see Dan doing the halin shuffle today?

Yea, he must have exploded in the bathroom.

by Homer D Powe May 18, 2010

Defriend Shuffle

Requesting to become friends with a person on Facebook who has defriended you in the past in order to defriend them as soon as they accept your request.

I noticed Kimmy defriended me. So I waited a couple weeks, requested to be friends, and when she accepted I gave her the Defriend Shuffle.

by NickyPants February 27, 2011