spunk splash

A Spunk splash refers to someone who is a complete twat. they are a splash of spunk.

Colin, you are such a spunk splash.

by Asha&Emma April 29, 2006

splash

an aperitif served in Spain and Portugal, which is made of equal parts white port and tonic water. served over ice with a twist of lemon, it's popular with the natives.


Also

Hombre 1: Hey, hombre, want a splash before dinner?
Hombre 2: sounds good...but mi amigo, is that not the same as a portonic?
Hombre 1: no way hombre, the portonic, it have a slice of lemon, the splash, it have a twist of lemon.
Hombre 2: o! comprendo!

by Simone March 1, 2005

Splash damage

When pain has been inflicted on an individual to such an extent that surrounding by-standers can't help but sympathize with the victim.

Bob: So I heard Steve got kicked in the balls by his girlfriend.

Tom: Fuck ya, I was there, every dude in the class room including our teacher suffered major splash damage.

by BlazeRaider May 17, 2009

rectum splasher

the act of crappin water out ur asshole after eatin 20 lbs of asparagus and a steady diet of ms wenz fat hairy jew beaver

wow alex macgregor is a rectum splasher , he ate out ms wenz 5 times today and look at the puddle in his pants

by ass wetter August 10, 2003

Dick Splash

A tiny splash of urine from the japs eye that lands on unwanted places such as inside your trousers after urination

When you have discharge from your cock and it comes out in your pants and you piss yourself

by Bob March 26, 2005

Splashed

To get some, primarily head.

"Ay bro im trynna get splashed tonight"

by Jujucoops November 3, 2009

Splash

Australian Rhyming slang for cash.

How much splash you got on you?

You got the splash?

by Matt Erickson July 9, 2007