shit shock

the act of unintentionally walking on someone while he is taking a shit

I was just shit shocked by Andrew today.

-that fucking pillock did it again!

by retarded_parrot November 27, 2017

butt shock

When someone is naked and another passes behind them and blows a concentrated stream of air up the naked person's ass hole without them expecting it.

I totally butt shocked him when he was sleeping.

by johnjanedoewhatevs December 20, 2010

Shock the wave and ride the ripple

When you fuck a fat girl and thrust really hard her fat moves everywhere

Man when I thrusted into that i had too "shock the wave and ride the ripple"

by Darknessdeth May 02, 2011

Shock and eww

When you start out cropdrusting a group of people and end up defecating your pants.

I wanted to just fart on them but they got the "shock and eww.'

by PoetikDom August 11, 2021

“shock in my socks”

noun.
a rock in your shoe,
or
one of those prickly plant cunts in your shoe.

ex.
1: Ah hell.
2: What?
1: Oh, I gotta “shock in my socks”.

by slapboichild September 05, 2022

2D3D Shock

Webcam communicating with someone 2D at work for years only to meet them in person 3D suddenly causing serious disconcerting shock.

I got 2D3D shock when I met the offshore team from Madrid at the conference. Alejandra is hawt.

by joedaprogramma February 23, 2024

shocking cruelty

An act of extreme wickedness. Type of: cruelty, inhuman treatment. a cruel act; a deliberate infliction of pain and suffering. the quality of being shockingly cruel and inhumane. synonyms: atrociousness, barbarity, barbarousness, heinousness.

shocking cruelty = Cruelty is behavior that deliberately causes pain or distress to people or animals. Britain had laws against cruelty to animals but none to protect children.

by who_said December 08, 2022