Secret Shitter

An employee who intentionally goes out of their way to a restroom in the different part of the building to take a dump because they think no one will notice them.
Another secret shitter just went in to stink up our restroom.
by rockinreno April 08, 2010
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Secret time

A time where two or more people seperate themselves from a larger group, and tell about something others in the larger group cannot know.
The two girls went to the corner of the room, where the others couldn't hear, to have secret time.
Girl 1: OMG! Did you know that he told me that she told him that I like him!
Girl 2: Why would she do that? The _____! She knows that I'm the one who likes him!!
by rumorqueen13 November 02, 2011
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secret hug

I secret hugged her last night
by Mami tau March 04, 2014
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six billion secrets

The most depressing website you will ever visit. It's like FML, but way less amusing.
Dude, I was on six billion secrets last night....I just about bawled my eyes out.
by roundhouse grasshopper June 04, 2010
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dirty little secret

A song by the band All-American Rejects. Also, a name for a guy or girl that you don't want your friends knowing about.
Steve is my dirty little secret.
by ChristinaFL September 29, 2005
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Secret Trumpian Army

Those easily duped and deeply racist folks at the bottom of the socioeconomic ladder who have voted their truth while believing that Trump loves them and wants them to succeed because they are white.
The Secret Trumpian Army marches forward in a fugue-like shared state of devoted blind belief in this vacuous materialist.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 04, 2020
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