sammed

to extravagantly bamboozle someone with technicalities and or mechanics

blud got sammed in fortnite lmfaooo

by geeehckschehzz(akaryu) January 18, 2024

Sammering

The art of jerking off your brother, but stopping right before completion, also know as gay incest edging

Mr. Bell went home that day and began passionately sammering his brother.

by ukwho August 3, 2025

uncle sammed

When in the presence of several bitches you point to one and says I WANT YOU.

Price: yo these bitches are almost here.
Me: yea man its gonna be great!
(Bitches arrive)
Price: (points at the blonde) I WANT YOU!!
Me: you just got uncle sammed.

by pancakes and bacon July 24, 2016

Samegadon

this is a large, very old wooden dinasour, found in middle egypt.

Some very ol' man found a samegadon is his pants while climbing the toilet seat in egypt

by SAmegaon man man man man May 4, 2005

[sameeta]

the definition of definition

you are so sameeta.

by sameeta December 17, 2008

Same-date

Same-dating occurs when the two individuals in a couple each have dated an ex-girlfriend/ex-boyfriend who are now currently dating each other. When this occurs, each member (of the two couples) has same-dated every other member in the group.

Guy: "Hi honey, did you hear that my ex-girlfriend, Stacy is dating your ex-boyfriend Kevin?"

Girl: "Ewwww! I can't believe I same-dated Stacy!"

Guy: "Yeah, and now I'm eskimo brothers with Kevin!"

by MaxmumPimp August 16, 2011

Same as me arse for blisters

This was a north east response to the question- how's your belly for spots? It meant I am ok.

Exchange between friends-- how's your belly for spots?
Response -- same as me arse for blisters.
These were greetings and response indicating all is ok.

by Geordie lad December 13, 2012