Reverse anachronism

The opposite of an anachronism. Something discontinued in the past that shouldn't be available in the present.

Honestly, seeing this antique chair from 400 years ago makes it feel like some reverse anachronism.

by JMReader October 20, 2021

Reverse Bidet

The exact polar opposite of a bidet; instead of being sprayed with a stream of fresh water from your toilet, you spray your toilet with a high-pressure stream of hot diarrhea.

1. I painted my girlfriends toilet with a Reverse Bidet.

2. Never lift the seat after a Reverse Bidet.

by SpankyJones September 3, 2020

Reverse peepee

When you wee inside a womans vagina while having sex

Oh no i just reverse peepee’d

by Shiddedandfarded February 18, 2019

Reverse goffix

Reverse goffix, or reverse gothic.

A black person with bleached white hair, all white clothing and white shoes.

If Sisqo wore all white.
Or Dennis Rodman.

You'd say "Wow! Its like he is goffix! But in reverse!
OMG REVERSE GOFFIX!"

by WangCity February 20, 2009

Reverse Bidet

Explosive diarrhea

“Johnny had a bad case of reverse bidet after eating 5 Taco Bell burritos in 5 minutes”

by Weebybeeby August 27, 2018

reverse cheeto

When your Federal Income Tax return nets a refund.

"Bro, DonnyJ completely fisted my dirthole in taxes this year, how about you?"
"Nah, I pulled a reverse cheeto, I'm headed out now to buy some stuff."

by Ssskinny March 8, 2019

reverse spoilage

The act of losing something and doing without it for a long time, then having it again but forgetting to use it. Being spoiled we are used to having things. The opposite is true here with reverse spoilage as we get used to NOT having things.

I like to listen to music while driving in my car. 30 years ago my car radio was stolen, and so during the process of getting a new one, getting the money from the insurance company and picking out a replacement stereo, I got accustomed to driving around quietly. Once I got the stereo, I forgot to turn it on due to the reverse spoilage.

by JimmyG1957 April 13, 2014