An overdose of sobriety characterized by, but not limited to, symptoms of thumb-twiddling, toe-tapping, Myspace bulletin posting, and sex with a camel; brought on by an extreme and dangerous case of interminable boredom; antonymic of alcohol poisoning, and in many instances, more serious. If not treated with medical attention immediately, risk of spontaneous combustion is increased, as the blood levels of lameness spike severely, causing organic malfunction. Symptoms may only be cleared through a highly concentrated, injected dosage of fun.
The Catholic Church alone is responsible for 10% of reality poisoning related deaths in the United States fnord.
Source: The Lanan times.
Source: The Lanan times.
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Reality has become a commodity - Steven Colbert
Steven "Reality has become a commodity"
guy "no its not"
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by curtis 109 February 2, 2007
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All of reality is a constantly changing illusion which is dependent on our awareness of it, whereas actuality is independent of our perception of it.
Enlightenment is the step we take when we let go of the illusions we call reality and become aware of actuality.
All of reality is a constantly changing illusion which is dependent on our awareness of it, whereas actuality is independent of our perception of it.
Enlightenment is the step we take when we let go of the illusions we call reality and become aware of actuality.
1. Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein
2. Everything exists, even if it's only in your mind. Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the reality of here and now?” - John Lennon
3. Sometimes it is an appropriate response to reality to go insane. - Philip K. Dick
4. You cannot see things as they are. Your reality consists of seeing things as *you* are. Therefore judge no-one, lest you be judged by your own words. - Anon.
2. Everything exists, even if it's only in your mind. Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the reality of here and now?” - John Lennon
3. Sometimes it is an appropriate response to reality to go insane. - Philip K. Dick
4. You cannot see things as they are. Your reality consists of seeing things as *you* are. Therefore judge no-one, lest you be judged by your own words. - Anon.
by Brother Ramon April 25, 2012
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by DatGuy4Ev May 18, 2018
Get the Raelin mug.According to wikipedia: the term anti-realism is used to describe any position involving either the denial of an objective reality of entities of a certain type or the denial that verification-transcendent statements about a type of entity are either true or false.
Therefore, it is a silly term that means nothing.
Therefore, it is a silly term that means nothing.
"Do you believe in anti-realism?"
"Yes, I deny that verification-transcendent statements about a type of entity are either true or false."
"What?"
"Yes, I deny that verification-transcendent statements about a type of entity are either true or false."
"What?"
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