if you're reading this

an unusually fancy way of saying "there are good news and bad news", except its mostly manipulated into thinking its bad

Hello, if you're reading this, it's too late. I have eaten half of the cake you wanted to give to your friend Ronald because it was red velvet. You can't make me puke it out this time. Sincerely, James

by finally i found a name February 17, 2025

Beach Read

A classic Beach Read is a novel deeply rooted in the beach house/town. The setting is almost a character in the book. Usually, someone is at a crossroads in their life and they find a new path forward through their time at the beach.

A good Beach Read sets a pace of summer at the beach - it has twists and turns, axillary characters woven throughout, parallel plot devices, and often a love story in the mix too.

My Beach Read is making me miss my time at the beach this winter.

by KingBratwurst March 13, 2022

Read Aloud

Something Californian Teachers do on Zoom

Read Aloud is Boring.

by mlpnkobjivhiuvh October 16, 2020

gabby read

Gabby is a very playful girl with a short attention spam. She is always willing to play and make you laugh but she might not always enjoy it. A Gabby Read hides there emotions very well and acts brave. She might seem happy on the outside but it is always good to check on a gabby Read.

I want to hang out with Gabby Read sometime

by Shusbsisn February 4, 2021

Reading schools

A ghetto school filled with ghetto people having ghetto fights and ghetto language.

Rachet skanks, poor school. Rude teachers And students!

They have no respect for nothing, they probably go to one of the reading schools.

by Black bitch 360 December 5, 2021

Virginia reading

The verbiage used when someone from Virginia residues in a different state and a person needs to be told the hard, cold truth due to ugly behavior.

"I'm fixin to cuss you Virginia reading style if you don't get outta my face"

by navyvett October 11, 2013

Only Read romance books

Someone who reads only romance books is because the lack of romance in he/her life. They are either lonely and want to experience thru other people stories.

I only read romance books, but in reality, I'm feeling lonely in a world of love stories.

by lovely72636 October 25, 2023