A loud fart, lasting several seconds, sounding much like someone ripping apart a large sheet of canvas. It can be smelly or benign, wet or dry. It gains it's distinctive sound and volume by being expelled under great intestinal pressure, with the pucker-string pulled as tight as possible. Some people often have to reach around and separate the cheeks prior to release, in order to reduce any restriction of flow, and to achieve the loudest possible volume.
Every morning, dad would walk down the hallway to my room, kick open the door, hyke up one leg, and wake me up with his morning canvas ripper.
by Ibin Yankinoff March 30, 2017
Get the Canvas ripper mug.by Mr. PencilHolder January 23, 2018
Get the Dance rapped mug.Related Words
A person who goes around town targeting teenagers grabbing their dick jerking it off and selling their cum to Russian scientists
by Kk ligma July 7, 2019
Get the Dick raper mug.“hey buddy, wanna go rip the pine this weekend?”
“can’t, wifes in town, she thinks i’m having an affair because i’ve been rippin’ the pine too much, i told her it was just fishing but she doesn’t understand!”
“dude did you tell her that pine ripper is just another name for fishing?”
“yeah she still doesn’t believe me”
“what a whore”
“can’t, wifes in town, she thinks i’m having an affair because i’ve been rippin’ the pine too much, i told her it was just fishing but she doesn’t understand!”
“dude did you tell her that pine ripper is just another name for fishing?”
“yeah she still doesn’t believe me”
“what a whore”
by ultimatepineripper December 4, 2019
Get the pine ripper mug.An enormous turd which is so huge it feels as though your anus is going to split. A weaker version is "Tear Arse Rattler" which is a very strong fart.
by Edna Sweetlove September 3, 2010
Get the Tear Arse Ripper mug.When someone farts with an extreme amount of force.
Also when a person ejaculated an insane distance, generally 10 feet or over.
Also when a person ejaculated an insane distance, generally 10 feet or over.
by SpankDaddyBCoop April 2, 2016
Get the ripperooni mug.by LilSlimC November 12, 2017
Get the raper mug.