PuddlePants

When a female gets so sexually excited he pants turn into puddles.

I whipped it out and she instantly turned to PuddlePants.

by JohnnyVortex March 12, 2018

PuddlePants

When a female gets so aroused sexually her pants turn into a puddle.

Julia is so horny she has PuddlePants....

by JohnnyVortex March 13, 2018

puddle of boi

When the weather would seem too hot for your liking and you're afraid that would melt into a puddle of boi in said weather.

Sorry, it's very hot today. I'm afraid I will turn into a puddle of boi if I go out.

by Rofio August 1, 2018

Puddle-Chaser

A Person (More so women as opposed to men) that chase mud puddle bags!

“Hey bro, you better put your gal in check, she won’t get off of Jeff’s nuts! I’m afraid she’s becoming ... a mud puddle-chaser!”

by FunnyFlirtyThirty November 15, 2018

puddle dipping

Sticking you penis in a wet vagina.

Tammy how about some early morning puddle dipping before we go to work?

by Red Oak January 19, 2019

Puddle

An affectionate term to describe a person who sleeps with anyone who has dope.

Person 1: Check out that puddle, she wants to do me tonight for a puff sac.
Person 2: She'll sleep with anyone won't she?
Person 1: That's why she's a puddle, it takes a lot of drips to make a puddle.

by Boss Me January 31, 2019

puddle tapping

The act of tiptoeing through wet areas.

Person A: I'm not walking in the backyard!
Person B: It rained last night! Deal with it!
Person A: If I must go outside right now, I will be puddle tapping!

by ChameleonDragon May 9, 2019