Pre-procrastinate

Pre-procrastinate is when you are already planning to procrastinate in the future.

When you finish work on Friday and you plan to not get off the couch until Sunday night. You preprocessed the weekend duties.

Me - Hey bitch wanna go out

You- Na I don’t have any clean clothes.

Me - That’s ok Pre-procrastinate laundry until Sunday and borrow from Susie.

You- Brilliant.

by Cantaliangirl29 January 15, 2022

Pre-mortem

An analysis or discussion of an event held before the incident occurred, especially in order to determine why it would be a failure.

A pre-mortem of your actions, will inspire you to plan ahead for the future.

by KIMCHIOTL May 28, 2018

Pre-People

Sperm

He came pre-people

by mikefrommasco April 7, 2022

Pre-Hipstoric

Origin of the hipster movement.

A single or multiple person singularity, typically involving music, that has aided in a "cuffed bottom skinny jeans" attitude. As much a state of mind as a common noun.

"Dude, you think that's dank, you should hear what Belle & Sebastian lay down back in the day. That was pre-Hipstoric, no doubt."

by MrBrown.G December 16, 2016

pre-diddle

Preliminary diddle activities (PDA)
e.g. dick of da sucking, the booty to da face, and my dick in da mouth

See Diddle for refrences

man carter last night gave gabbie some major pre-diddles!

by ThisDiddleMaster69 June 11, 2016

Pre-Puke

When you eat a large amount of food, then puke a little in your mouth, then swallow it back.

"I was eating a fat bag of hot Cheetos, and then i had a Pre-Puke.

by ChingidyChang April 3, 2018

pre game

when you go for a shit before an important event, eg an exam, in order to clear your nerves and make you more comfortable

Dave: hey mike how you feeling about this test?

Mike: I dunno, feeling kinda stressed, i didnt have time for a pre game

by robbastic December 8, 2009