Plate Job

When you made a nice meal for your lady and she had too much of the main course and couldn't eat desert. Not wanting any more calories she lies down on her back and holds a glass plate over her face while you shit a creamy turd onto the glass for her pleasure.

My girlfriend was trying to loose weight, so instead of going back for seconds I gave her a plate job.

by thatisgreasy May 20, 2022

Slapping Plates

A term for going to the gym.

Originating from the sound of 45lb plates slapping each other, as yolked gym bros throw hundreds of pounds on the bar.

Gym bro 1: We slapping plates today?

Gym bro 2: Hell yeah bro, going for a PR.

by sheepbeerleague July 16, 2022

Charger Plate

A coaster for your plate that you put on a table to look pretty. Primarily used by ridiculous white people to look rich.

Yo put a charger plate under that shit. You making us look poor af.

by DrTechNic February 22, 2024

yurcon plates

a libaryian in the look of the eye

the kid had yurcon plates

by bones January 2, 2005

Plately

Positioning your face underneath a glass table and asking your boyfriend or girlfriend to shit on top of the table. This gives you full view without having to take your shirt to the laundry.

Rick thought Denise was sonhotnhe wanted her to give him a plately

by Cult mike December 25, 2016

New Jersey Hot Plate

the act of hitting a saran wrapped Lava Big Boy so vigorously it pops the plastic over the mouth piece

also hitting a Lava Big Boy while participating in any other variation of a hot plate.

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"Wow! That New Jersey Hot Plate just got me buzzed!"
"Really? I should try that instead of a Pittsburgh Hot plate!"

by nj lover July 2, 2023

Hog on a plate

Slang for a female offering up her vagina for intercourse in hopes to conceive a child.

I was the one to tell your momma to put her hog on a plate , you digg?????

by Big Daddy Larron April 24, 2016