Pittsburgh Penguins

the gayest team in the entire nhl!! because they get no hoes they shove their hockey sticks up their asses… although sometimes they get unsuspecting janitors (cough cough) to do it for them. They lose every game they play because they cannot stop staring at their opponents’ cocks. Swag Ohio magic does NOT come out of their dicks. They spend their free time drooling over disgusting anime men and fucking cats

Big Jack: The Pittsburgh Penguins lost again! big surprise there
Big Zach: why doesn’t sidney crosby just kill himself lol

Mig Back: because he is too gay

Big Jack: Mig Back that makes no sense gay people can kill themselves too. don’t be discriminatory you fucking tranny.

Penguins fan that gets 0 head: I shoot my arrows in the air sometimes saying hey oh creepers ko’d
Mig Back: Teabag his ghost and now his sulfurs mine saying hey oh mlg pro

by starmangriff February 26, 2023

Pittsburgh Popeye

A sexual act between two loving and consenting adults. The foreplay involves copious amounts of olive oil and a Nuru massage. The gentleman then finishes in a fresh can of spinach being used as a fleshlight while the partner keeps saying "oh Bluto".

I don't mean to brag, but last night my girl and I did the Pittsburgh Popeye for the first time.

by M. Hawke April 10, 2023

Pittsburgh NutShell

When a horny fella gets a little rowdy and decides to cum in a nut shell. Afterwards, you’ll feed the “nutshell” to a chipmunk 🐿️ or a squirrel 🐿️.

Hey Richard what you are you going to do after you get off of Forza?
I will perform the Pittsburgh Nutshell hehe

by Thepoophandler42069 May 19, 2023

Lava Pitting

This is a noun and a verb for when you take a deep hit of Marijuana into your lungs, and hold it in. Meanwhile, when the smoke is still in your lungs, pour some liquid in your mouth (ex. Orange Juice, Mango Juice, Water, etc.), then you gargle the liquid so that the smoke comes out of your mouth while you gargle, then swallow, and exhale the rest of the smoke.

Let's get some orange juice, ganja, and go Lava Pitting tonight!

by The Big Lebowski August 9, 2012

Talan Pitts

Talan Pitts is such a strong handsome man who Carried 100 women on his large penis. If you meet a boy or mad named talan you should kiss him on his lips because they taste like strawberries. Talan Pitts penis is so large he created the Grand Canyon. He tried to stick his penis through it and he made cracks all on the canyon. Talan Pitts likes girls with the name Allie. So if your name is allie you have a %99 chance of dating talan.

You are such a Talan Pitts with you very large Penis.

by 1561 March 19, 2017

Aj Pittman

A person known to be the king of the trailer park and that has a truck that almost wants to make you kill yourself

Guy1-wow that man has a loud truck
Guy2-Must be an Aj Pittman

by JakeCarter April 6, 2017

Eddy Pitts

a fat bitch who has mcdonalds on speed dial for emergencies. eddy is the guy in west greene who can clear the lunch line in one run, oh wait he cant run. anyways he keeps chocolate milk in his first aid kit and his drive thru orders are bigger than big smokes. this guy takes a box truck to a resturaunt and says load it up. he mugs the old ladies at food city for their buggies and if you whisper his name at burger king they put an extra patty on his burger

oh no here comes Eddy Pitts! everyone hide your food!

by TheBigStoner420 November 30, 2018