Dr. Pepper Fountain

An act of extreme sexual deviancy in which a woman, crazed with the need for that epic sugar rush, vigorously shakes up a bottle of Dr. Pepper and inserts it into her vagina. Once the pressure equalizes, the woman arches her back, lifting her vagina into the air and proceeds to simultaneously remove the bottle from her vagina and spin on her head, much like a break dancer from the 1980s. Meanwhile, the pressurized Dr. Pepper is forcefully ejected from her vagina in a majestic arcing pattern, creating a pleasing fountain effect. Observers in the immediate vicinity are warned to wear protective clothing.

Jill's Dr. Pepper Fountain really took the party to the next level last night, but I wish I would've brought my rain jacket.

by TheHelmlinator February 17, 2014

Dr. Pepper Tits

When an overweight male consumes so much soda, their nipples lactate said soda.

Max: Bob's chugged about a six-pack already this morning.
Jethro: He's fillin' up them Dr. Pepper Tits.

by Carlo Watto May 22, 2015

peppermint swirly

When a man and a women engage in oral sex and the women is on her period. When the man cums she then holds some in her mouth and he holds some period blood in his mouth and then they make out, hence the name peppermint swirly.

Dude. I gave my girl a peppermint swirly. That s**t is nasty.

by Strawberry Delight April 4, 2009

pepperoncini

Usually someone who is pale, slender, and of Italian descent. Someone who listens to boring radios stations and makes up stupid songs. Gets caught cheating on their gf via the Internet. Has crushes on older women at work and has the weirdest dances moves you'll ever see. Sometimes causes women to think they're dating when really they're not.

Pepperoncini get back to work and stop flirting with those hot older bitches

by HotBitches069 May 25, 2016

Mexican Chili Pepper

Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.

“She had to get asshole replacement surgery after receiving the dreaded Mexican Chili Pepper.”

by Bobby Autismic December 21, 2018

Peppered

Ryhming slang for skint. peppered...peppermint, skint

Scott - easy carl, fancy a few pints?

Carl - no can do, im totally peppered mate

Scott - whats new?!

by Fletcher24 August 4, 2008

pepper up

to make your hair and make-up oh so sexy to perfection, putting that "too hot to handle" outfit on, getting a little sizzle in your step and getting so glamorous you piss glitter for that spicy encounter with that special someone. Getting ready for love making. To get ready for a night out, dates, clubs, bars, anything that requires looking your best hot hot hotty self.

"Hold on baby i'm peppering up... just you wait." "OMG did you see that girl? she's so peppered up and she knows it!" "Kay i'll call you soon, i'm going to go pepper up."

by the R-Bar sucks November 29, 2009