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penis pumped

Another term for getting fucked over

Like the term ass raped, but penis pumped instead (not the literal)
1) This guy just penis pumped me

2) Just great, I just got a royal penis pumping
by Mr.Ection August 5, 2021
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Penis Headwrap

The act of wrapping a fresh dookie around ones tip, covered by the foreskin, before penetrating another mans orifices.
“Dan and I already have a penis headwrap before tonight’s NetFlix and fucking session.”
by Flipjack flap August 26, 2021
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Penis Butt Blast

An action performed during anal sex. Describes the act of climaxing into a butt so hard that your penis shoots out similar to a bottle rocket
"I gave Kimmy the ole' Penis Butt Blast last night. Sent my cock the moon and back my guy."
by BigBoiBuss October 14, 2021
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Penis cum

A word you say when you don’t have a reaction to something
Joe: I anally molested your mom’s pet rock
Bob: Penis cum
by I eat penis January 1, 2022
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“Penis in the foreskin kind of love”

From the sexy little show that the boys call Rick and Morty... Penis in the foreskin kind if love is spoken of. As a vagina owner and more of a no-brim kind of gal, I can't be certain but there is nothing more close and intimate than a penis and its foreskin. There is almost something poetic about the fact the foreskin needs the penis but the penis doesn't need the foreskin and how in the symbiotic relationship the foreskin is ridiculed by many. Just like relationships, one person is always more involved than the other and one person could very well live without that person. However, just like a breakup when the foreskin is removed it's forever. In the moment the love is precious and intimate and will never be forgotten.
I'm sick and tired of all of these hookups. Will I ever get that “penis in the foreskin kind of love”? So warm and cozy... it's all I can think about.
by WeatherForcast March 27, 2022
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Penis Attack

When you or someone attacks your penis when you or the other person is not looking.
“Guys! He’s getting penis attacked!”
by ?cupp¿ February 11, 2023
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missing penis

when you wake up naked and cant see your dick because it is in between you legs
i woke up with a missing penis and a hangover and i thought i got a sex change
by dassfd May 1, 2011
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