Crack Pat

Crack Pat is a very weird guy who loves hanging with people and giving strange but cursed items

People do go missing, right after meeting with him

Crack Pat- hey kid, I have so thing to sell

The kid- what is it

Crack Pat- A game disk

The Kid - O cool thx

1 day later- A child is missing

by FireSlayer177 November 15, 2022

Sus Pat

A person who works at a camp so they can be surrounded by little kids.

Knockout: That bloke only works here to be around children!

Chen: Yeah he’s such a Sus Pat!

by Connormacdaddy December 8, 2022

Pat

Pat is fucking mommy

"Pat is fucking Mommy"- everyone 2023

by PegTaker247 February 9, 2023

pat

a gay podophile

oh look that's pat playing with that little boys balls

by joe nuts 227 February 13, 2023

pat moore

when Buddy is so dust at chel that to beat buddy mcbiscit bommer, he must only score cross crease genos.

*scores cross crease goal but forgot to call pat moore*
“ You didn’t call pat Moore bud”
“Shit”
*take 30 second no playing penalty•

by dustymcboyobomer31 February 18, 2023

Happy pat

To pat a boner in a playful manner

Jessica gave her boyfriend juan a happy pat.

by Tomcathappypat March 5, 2023

Pat the pancake

Smacking someone's flat shaped ass

I went up from behind my wife and "pat the pancake" while she was cooking.

by jokergman March 9, 2023