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parachute tampon

1) an extra extra extra extra extra large tampons

2) made for fat women who have huge vaginas

3) and i mean huge

4) something that would probably be used in a james-bond style movie, but with a women

5) Something Rosie O'Donnel would use

6) almost used instead of the hoover dam

7) something you find is Ms. Jabba-the-hut's glove box.
"Hey i heard suzy had a really big vagina."

"Ya. She uses a parachute tampon."

"ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh. That's big."
by the fresh maker May 6, 2009
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freemanic paracusia

a disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of morgan freeman
http://xkcd.com/462/ for an example of freemanic paracusia
by dork who reads xkcd October 8, 2008
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Panicked Cop Look

The very quick and panicked look around that someone does while driving, after breaking a traffic law (running a red light, running a stop sign, etc.) to make sure that no cops were there to see it.
Bobby: Dude, you just ran a stop sign
Carl: S***! *does a Panicked Cop Look* Okay, no cops saw me, i think were good!
by Christopher Brolumbus August 13, 2010
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panic! at the disco

sexxi ass band of the burlesque punk genre
what a wonderful caricature of intimacy...panic! at the disco
by >frannie<<< February 6, 2007
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Panic! At The Disco

One of the shittest bands to walk the earth. EVER! Many say they are emo, these people are known more comonly as retards. listen the utterly shite lyrics of panic! is there anything remotely emo there?? No you douchebags. They are not emo, they a pop band for 7 year old girls.
Much like:
Backstreet Boys
N*Sync
Fall Out Boy
A1
Boyzone
"I hate Panic! At The Disco, They are emo."

"No, you complete fuck-bag, they are pop, however i will forgive you because they suck. Some emo music can be good like silverstein or atreyu."

Please stay metal everyone. Say No to chavs!
by 666Ninja June 27, 2007
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don't panic

exclamation by corpral jones from dads army
don't panic captain mannering dont panic.
by dangerousdan0698 December 28, 2007
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paricord

what the actual fuck stop using the urban dick feature and shut the fuck up or somethin cause got damn you won't shut up loud ass mf
How tf you want me to use the word paricord
by pollo's older brother April 21, 2021
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