parentildo
My parentildo is a baby.
parentildo by AlvinBalvin321 November 19, 2018
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Parental Golddigger
A child or children that are emotionally, physically, or psychologically manipulating their parental figures for monitary gain.
Parental Golddigger by Vic5150 January 7, 2020
performing parent
over-acting and/or over-performing the role of a parent in public making certain that everyone can hear their use of parenting skills; perhaps trying to demonstrate that they are the "perfect parent" when in fact they fail miserably at home.
Although Sara was standing directly in front of her 2 year old daughter in the store, she spoke loudly and explained in adult terms why her toddler shouldn't throw the food out of the cart. Sara spoke loudly to make sure that everyone in the market heard how she "disciplined" her child seeking the attention and/or praise of those around her.
Sara is a performing parent.
Sara is a performing parent.
performing parent by michelinelaughs August 12, 2009
Photo-opp parent
A parent (mother or father) that hands their children off to other people to be taken care of. At important or special occasions the parent shows up for the purpose of taking photos with the child so everyone can see how good of a parent they are and then leaves until the next photo-opportunity.
I have been singing the alphabet to the kids everyday for two years and Jimmy said his first word today. Wait, I better not take any credit for this until the photo-opp parent is here to post on facebook that Jimmy said his first word.
Photo-opp parent by Photravelgal December 2, 2014
Implied Parenthesis
A term consistantly used by stubborn mathematically challenged morons who don't even know the order of operations.
Typically used as a defense when such people fail to answer a multi-part equation, and don't feel like admitting their mistake.
When a person uses this term they are basically saying that there should have been brackets surrounding certain parts of a math equation.
Typically used as a defense when such people fail to answer a multi-part equation, and don't feel like admitting their mistake.
When a person uses this term they are basically saying that there should have been brackets surrounding certain parts of a math equation.
Person 1: What does "2 + 3 x 4" equal?
Person 2: 20!
Person 3: No it's 14, learn your order of operations.
Person 2: No! It's supposed to be read as "(2 + 3) x 4". Implied Parenthesis noob!
Person 3: If that were true then the entire order of operations would be untrue.
Person 2: IMPLIED PARENTHESIS!!!11!
Person 2: 20!
Person 3: No it's 14, learn your order of operations.
Person 2: No! It's supposed to be read as "(2 + 3) x 4". Implied Parenthesis noob!
Person 3: If that were true then the entire order of operations would be untrue.
Person 2: IMPLIED PARENTHESIS!!!11!
Implied Parenthesis by IrishEnigma February 10, 2010
parent sitting
To take care of your parents for the evening, usually they are senior citizens and need the physical help. Before they are put into assisted living situations.
parent sitting by RogerSP April 8, 2007
parental(s)
1. term for parents or gaurdian(often used when parents are overbearing or annoying)
2. jus a common term for parents, usually used for adolesence or young adults ages 14-20
3.(often used with "the" in front og the word. if refering to a single parent, male or female is often identified
2. jus a common term for parents, usually used for adolesence or young adults ages 14-20
3.(often used with "the" in front og the word. if refering to a single parent, male or female is often identified
1.Guy1:man, the parentals wouldnt leave me alone yesterday
Guy2:my parental(s) need to learn to back off
2.guy 1:the parentals jus stood around al day while i cleaned
Guy 2:Pwned Bitch!!!
3."the parentals"; "the male parental"; the female parental"
Guy2:my parental(s) need to learn to back off
2.guy 1:the parentals jus stood around al day while i cleaned
Guy 2:Pwned Bitch!!!
3."the parentals"; "the male parental"; the female parental"
parental(s) by Shmo:That ONe Guy April 30, 2009