Plank

Someone who doesn’t show up, after confirming they’re going.

Joe said he would pull up later, but now he’s planking! What a plank!

by dabobcat June 10, 2019

Plinky stonker

It’s absolutely nothing. A made up word that no one in the universe knows the definition of. Often, it’s used in confusion spells and hymns cast by hallucinogenic cult leaders.

Do you have the plinky stonker?

by Jakainn July 9, 2021

Plinkity-dinkity

When the tune of the music makes that plink noise.

Man this tune is very plinkity-dinkity.

by Quynnie February 25, 2022

Phonk

Phonk is an electronic music genre found mainly on social media platforms

The genre was inspired by John Phonk.

I love Phonk music

by rowse honey enjoyer October 1, 2023

losa plok

Chinese for roast pork.

Da plick eat Losa Plok for dinner.

by Vladmire Ching September 9, 2006

Vertical Planking

To vertical plank, to hang from a ledge/bar or any other things able to be gripped with the hand. Using only your hands, hang in a complete vertical position, elevating, as if standing. The higher/more dangerous the plank, the more skilled the plank.

™©® Vertical Planking, created by Benjamin Poletti

Credited to Alidad Aynetchi

"Hey Jonathan. Check it out I'm vertical planking off the side of this escalator. While going up!"

by DanteLillyTigger November 11, 2011

vertical plank

Like planking, a vertical planker stands as still and as straight as he/she can.

"Hey, Lukes standing like a dick again"
"No dude. He's just vertical planking"

by MrCockknuckles February 13, 2014