skeet plate

another word for a woman's face after a man "skeets" on it

Hey! Look at the semen on that bitch's skeet plate

by Herby May 9, 2006

Platapow

a duckbilled cow, usually with a name that begins and ends in S. or their name just is S.

That is a mysterious and delirious Platapow; eating double cheeseburgers. mooooooooooooooooo

by kelzbellzz August 15, 2012

Plasty

Plastic Fetish

You dirty plasty stop stealing my Walmart bags!

by Lilc_NPZ July 26, 2019

whiskey plate

A specialty license plate mandated in some states to be put on the cars of repeat DUI offenders. They are usually marked or coded uniquely as to be easily identified by both police and other drivers. Also known as a DUI plate.

Cars with whiskey plates tend to be pulled over often by police for even the slightest offenses, as they are used to identify vehicles with problematic drivers.

Better stay away from that truck, he's got a whiskey plate. Don't want him swerving into us if he's drunk.

by TheSomething May 17, 2011

gold plated penis

it means that 1: your penis is popular, 2: people will try to steal your penis, 3: your penis is FUCKING GOLD PLATED!!!!! BRAG ALL YOU WANT!, 4: if you suck it, you will become gold plated all over your body because of the golden pee made by this format: aupp+pp (pee) = auppss (golden pee))., 5: you are a rich man and your gold was stolen, so you take the pills your dead grandpa told you to never take, and you get a aupp. how this could happen: 1: your penis is covered in pee and your penis hardened, 2: someone rich bitch stole your penis, put gold plates around it, and gave it back all in 1 night, 3: you are a woman and wanted a penis, so god granted you a shiny one, 4: you put gold plates around your penis (duh), 5: you stole someone's gold penis and replaced theirs with yours.

remember: these elements on the periodic table make a gold plated penis: au (gold)+mbs (saw)= aup (gold plate). aup+pf (pee factory, AKA. penis)=aupp (gold plated penis).

*you have a 1/99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999... % chance to get a gold plated penis when you are born.

by luiyay October 14, 2014

Paper plate

A female with a flat or non-existent ass who is also cool as fuck.

Damn, that girl Tammy is a paper plate.

by Lighthouse 4000 March 2, 2022

scrape the plate

Scrape the plate meaning: When performing oral sex on someone and occasionally licking the taint and/or anus to achieve heightened pleasure.

Chris: Yo, I saw you leave La Klave with that fly chick. She was thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

Rich: Yea man, we hit up Mamas, the back to my place, took care of business on that ass.

Chris: So wassup, was the sex good?

Rich: Hell yea, I even scrape the plate on that TING.

by Aliens at la Klave June 2, 2017