Patsy: Did you find my daughter's body?!
Officer: I'm sorry ma'am, we haven't...but we found her soiled spit panties.
Officer: I'm sorry ma'am, we haven't...but we found her soiled spit panties.
by dirtybitannefrank February 5, 2014
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Any kind of underware that will leave panty lines.
Any kind of underware that will leave panty lines.
"Did you get those granny panties out of your moms drawer? No one wears full back granny panties anymore except for old people."
by FU_CKobama187 June 16, 2009
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by PANTOCRATOR December 30, 2003
Get the Pantocrator mug.a freak out, while on the phone. Usually accompanied by wild gestures and turning red in the face, but always silent so that the person on the other end of the phone is none the wiser.
from: pantomime + rant
from: pantomime + rant
guy: "I have a conference call in an hour, so could you try not to make too much noise?"
wife: "sure thing"
*an hour later*
wife: OH *@#$!! (drops a plate in the kitchen)
guy: (silently throws his arms around and stares at her intently)
wife: stop pantoranting.
wife: "sure thing"
*an hour later*
wife: OH *@#$!! (drops a plate in the kitchen)
guy: (silently throws his arms around and stares at her intently)
wife: stop pantoranting.
by Dastardly Jim July 6, 2009
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1. used to name a senior in highschool who cant get a date.
i.e. a loser, creep, freak.
2. a senior who is a player and has dated all upperclassmen so he hooks up with innocent freshmen.
3. a senior taking a freshmen to prom.
1. used to name a senior in highschool who cant get a date.
i.e. a loser, creep, freak.
2. a senior who is a player and has dated all upperclassmen so he hooks up with innocent freshmen.
3. a senior taking a freshmen to prom.
that boy is such a patior, he hooked up with that freshmen even though he has a senior girlfriend!
god i hate it when girls act like such patiors! she totally took a freshmen to prom, who does that?!
ahah i feel like he is going to become a patior when he's a senior.
god i hate it when girls act like such patiors! she totally took a freshmen to prom, who does that?!
ahah i feel like he is going to become a patior when he's a senior.
by s/cohen August 10, 2009
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I was walking by the rose garden and some patio monkey with a plaid shirt on tried to preform cunnilingus on me.
by big saf November 9, 2009
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