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a freak out, while on the phone. Usually accompanied by wild gestures and turning red in the face, but always silent so that the person on the other end of the phone is none the wiser.

from: pantomime + rant
guy: "I have a conference call in an hour, so could you try not to make too much noise?"

wife: "sure thing"

*an hour later*

wife: OH *@#$!! (drops a plate in the kitchen)

guy: (silently throws his arms around and stares at her intently)

wife: stop pantoranting.
by Dastardly Jim July 06, 2009
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