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pantorant 

a freak out, while on the phone. Usually accompanied by wild gestures and turning red in the face, but always silent so that the person on the other end of the phone is none the wiser.

from: pantomime + rant
guy: "I have a conference call in an hour, so could you try not to make too much noise?"

wife: "sure thing"

*an hour later*

wife: OH *@#$!! (drops a plate in the kitchen)

guy: (silently throws his arms around and stares at her intently)

wife: stop pantoranting.
pantorant by Dastardly Jim July 6, 2009
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panromantic homosexual 

Someone who is willing to be romantically involved with a person regardless of gender, but is only sexually attracted to those of the same gender.
She is in a relationship with him, but only has sex with girls. Because she is a panromantic homosexual.

Panromantic 

A Panromantic person is a person that can be romantically attracted to all genders, but not sexualy
"Im Panromantic"
"Oh does that mean you fuck pans?"
"No. I wont fuck anything Jerry, hence the 'romantic' part"
Panromantic by YaLiKeJaZz?? January 30, 2018

Panromantic Asexual 

A person who feels romantic attraction towards all genders, but does not experience sexual attraction.

heterosexual panromantic 

A person who is sexually attracted to people of the opposite gender, but romantically attracted to any gender and/or orientation.
She's heterosexual panromantic, so she'll only sleep with guys. However, she will date boys, girls, or nonbinary people.

Polysexual-Panromantic 

A sexuality in which you experience sexual attraction to multiple genders & romantically attracted to others. This can come in many forms such as being attracted to women romantically, and being attracted to men & non binary people sexually.

Polysexuality: the sexual attraction to many, but not all, genders.

Panromantic: an orientation characterized by the potential for romantic attraction, regardless of their gender identity or biological sex.
Emma: What’s your sexuality?
Arnold: I’m polysexual-panromantic. I am sexually & romantically attracted to women, and romantically attracted to non binary people and men.
Polysexual-Panromantic by riewrite December 25, 2020

Demi-Panromantic Asexual 

The Demi part means that you're not romantically attracted to people unless you form a strong bond with them. Therefore, when you see random people or whatever, you don't feel attracted to them unless you fall for their personality after you get to know them. So, you don't really get "crushes" like most people do.

The Panromantic part means that if/when you fall for someone, they could be any gender, meaning that you could be attracted to any gender or gender identity.

The Asexual part means that you're never attracted to people sexually and you don't desire sexual interactions like making out, having sex, that stuff.
They're Demi-Panromantic Asexual
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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