oscar uriqueta

1. simp of all simps

2. works the corner of new house st 9-5 tues-sat

Stop being such an Oscar Uriqueta dumb hoe

Person 1 to Person 2 That’s such an Oscar Uriqueta thing of you to do (person 1 then barfs)
Person 2 still being an Oscar Uriqueta cause Person 2 is a dumb hoe

by currently2:29am June 13, 2020

Oscar's Wacky Taxi

A roller coaster located at Sesame Place in Langhorne, PA. It is known for being filled with airtime, even tough it is a family ride.

Oscar's Wacky Taxi is absolutely epic, in fact, I rank it above Steel Vengeance!

by Kennywood Fanboy March 10, 2019

Oscar

A homeless person who is the biggest snake and a big simp. He has the smallest penis but tell all its big, he is fat and hated on by everyone. He will never have a good life and is just a waste of space on earth. suicide is his only way out. Oscar also is the type of guy to live in his moms basement till hes 40 and play fortnite while fucking the kids hes kidnapped in the basement with him. He is also gay and like small cocks in his ass.

ye Oscar should kill himself
i just hate Oscar

by BigDickMan69420 November 26, 2021

Oscar

An Oscar is the hottest latino ever who may either fuck you so hard you can’t walk or start a coup d’état. He has brown eyes that make every man around him gay, and women faint at his sight.

Yo look at my man Oscar, I wish I could fuck him

by Pene-titánico November 4, 2022

oscar

the gayest mother fucker ever.
people named oscar are probably gonna grow up to be sex offenders.
he would pay to suck cock

person : hey oscar what did you do on the weekend?
oscar: i sucked cock and watched dream #dreamsexual #hatedreamphobes #dreamsexual awareness

by freddy fazballs crusty cvm soc March 22, 2022

Oscar

A guy who likes doing sports and has a girlfriend named pippa Nicholas

Oscar went out with pippa

by Oscar like pippa October 12, 2020

Oscar

An Oscar is usually the quietest boy in the class, but his calming presence provides a type of handsomeness and hotness to him. He also sticks out because of this. Oftenly, he will reject the girls that like him for that one main crush he has. That one main crush is usually a Mikayla because she is so beautiful, pretty, cute and hot. His best friend would either be an Ali, Darren or Jamie. With an Ali, he will exposit about nerdy stuff, with a Darren they will have mischievious fun and with a Jamie they will try to do the best they can education-wise. He is not able to ask girls out though because of his low self-esteem and confidence. And definitely cannot ask Mikayla out because he will reckon that she already has a boyfriend or is just not interested in a relationship. He is actually verbally bullied quite a lot, but is not able to fight back because of his parents' high expectations to not get in big trouble. He has a strong connection with God and Jesus as a Catholic, but wished they could help him out with his problems. He is usually quiet because of his depression. His laugh is ridiculously contagious BTW and philosophies about his purpose in life.

Jamie: Wait, is Oscar asking Mikayla out?

Darren: Nah g, he wouldn't have the balls.

(Oscar returns)

Jamie: Dude, why were you talking to Mikayla?

Oscar: To ask her out.

(Everyone in year level surrounds Oscar)

Everyone: So what did she say?

Oscar: I can't say just yet.

by User123456778 November 22, 2021