Purple Onion

When you punch a girl so hard in the vagina that it turns purple and she cries.

That ugly bitch tried to rape me so I gave her a purple onion.

by mitsukosouma July 6, 2011

chopping onions

What people do when they watch videos like the deaf girl who could hear for the first time.

"Oh my god, it's so beautiful. You know, chopping onions and all."

by IMJUSTSOPASSIONATE February 14, 2012

dutch onion

to breathe in someone's face after eating food containing raw onions

Mmmm. That salsa was delicious.

OMG! You just dutch onioned me!

by Brays Bayme January 16, 2011

onion ring

A female's pussy/vagina.

Yo! I shuved my dick in her onion ring!

by Jklmnop May 20, 2008

onion eater

The worst Prime Minister in Australian political history

That onion eater was the worst prime minister ever

by gabbagabbo October 30, 2015

Onion

The best friend a group could ask for. Comforted me during a surgery. Very thique and generous with his locks of fur, as he donated some fur to another friend in need. Besides a fashionable scarf is completely naked. Great cuddler and could be a model but chooses to sit on the floor instead. Bed hog as he takes up all the space as his thique levels are maxed out! Beautiful brown eyes that look into your soul for love. His fur is of a sandy blonde color. Hobbies are unknown but he likes watching movies and his favorite show is my strange addictions.

Eva: Wow who is that babe doing the splits over there watching My Strange Addictions?
Christianna: Dats Onion Heather's roommate.
Heather: he's my security guard and he watches me sleep!!! I love him!

by Onionlover July 4, 2018

Blind Onion

1.)A state of enlightenment which can only be obtained from after the loss of ones sanity.

2.)The world's best website ( Don't forget to 'Ask Ishbar' )

www.blindonion.net

After eating his parent's Jimmy felt Blind Onion creeping down his spine.

by Blind Onion May 3, 2005