beats by ray

A term created by a wise man during the creation of a fantasy football team

Ray rice
Elevators
Beats
Beats by Ray

by Jarrisonhumper69 December 4, 2015

beat goods

A girl or guy that's been around the block more than once.

Guy 1: That girl over there's pretty cute.
Guy 2: Nah bro that girl is beat goods.

by jjjj$ April 9, 2011

Bologna Beating

It's pretty obvious.

Man: Bologna Beating is the best!
Man 2: Don't talk about that around the children.

by Capertittle November 10, 2017

rough beat

something incredibly unfortunate

"did barb fail you on that quiz?! rough beat, man."

by "hoss" October 30, 2008

britanny beat

Beating somebody up using brass knuckles (there's really no significance with Britanny, it just sounds dope)

This dude kept talkin on my name so I Britanny beat him up

by KChoppawitdasauce May 21, 2018

Beating the Mattress

Masturbation. Basically, if no one else is around, who are you going to beat it to but the mattress?

"John was beating the mattress so hard last night that I heard it through the wall."

"Jessica's out tonight. Guess it's me and the mattress."

by Apple-sucker July 26, 2012

Discreet Beat

Masturbating while someone else is in the room without them knowing you are doing so.

My roommate was in the room so I had to pull off a discreet beat.

I'm way too burnt toast to go find a room with no one in it, I'll just discreet beat it.

by MasterBlaster5000 October 28, 2011