Ponce-nonce 

Word used to describe a male who has sex with underage boys and girls by day, and dresses up like a woman and cruises for sex by night. See nonce.

Is that a man or a lady fucking those children?

Ponce-nonce by Tinkerboy May 13, 2005

The Nonce Protection Services 

The NPS are the most catastrophic group in xbox live history boasting a record of 721-0. They also pioneered Joe into a worldwide meme and also the lego star wars phenomenon

The Nonce Protection services are mad fer it

The Nonce Protection Services by Accringtonia March 15, 2020

Being A Nonce

Putting the sauce in the pantry, putting cream before jam on a scone or being a cyclist

Interviewer: Whats your daily routine?
Criminal: I have a morning scone (cream before jam), then I go on my daily cycle
Interviewer: The cops have already been called sir, you're under arrest for being a nonce

Being A Nonce by Shinji Okazaki May 18, 2018

strokey nonce 

Jordan Lowe's Dad.

Dereks such a strokey nonce.

strokey nonce by Nfcucuuggugggufug April 19, 2018

Rowan the nonce

Rowan is a man who bloody loves little kids, he lures them to his sex dungeon with a Flash of his wallet. Rowan also lives on a farm and fucks his mates younger sister.

“Rowan the nonce is coming over?! Hide your little sister quick!”

Rowan the nonce by Hugh Morrison October 28, 2019

Kettle Nonce

When someone who has a massive head cant hold the weight of it up when running.

Hahaha! Seen him running the kettle nonce! Cant carry his head bless him.

Kettle Nonce by Coops12345 June 29, 2017

certified nonce

A Certified Nonce is a legitimate pedo

Lea: omg look at josh!
Tam: yeah, he’s a certified nonce!

certified nonce by Lea232323 January 15, 2019