click remorse

The deep and instant regret you feel when you've clicked on an ad or click bait story.

I experienced click remorse after I clicked on one of those "what she looks like now" celebrity gossip headlines.

by coachpaul1973 March 8, 2023

Pen Clicking

When you are in your classroom taking an important assessment. You masturbate to relieve the stress of the tough exam. As a coverup for the fapping noise, you click your pen at the same tempo as your sneaky strokes. Therefore covering up the noise.

Hey Maximillian, did you end up passing that exam?
Yes! But there was no way I could have passed it without Pen Clicking!

by Dr. Tip June 2, 2024

Shaft Clicking

Shaft Clicking is a Clicking method used for intense Minecraft PVP Combat, Commonly used by professional TNT TAG WARRIORS such as Nqrii, Ashw and bigman. The clicking method is done by making ur shaft (cock) jitter a high amount of cps, while on your mouse to give max cps and hit reg.

OMG IS THAT GUY SHAFT CLICKING?

by VivysisMC June 5, 2024

For clicks

But you don't know their inner secret mind though.

Hym "YoU cAn'T kNoW tHaT tHeY'rE dOiNg It FoR cLiCkS bEcAuSe YoU'rE nOt In ThEiR mInD bRaIn!"

by Hym Iam July 31, 2024

click roulette

Anything random you decide to click on.
Usually referring to the random low-view count videos you will occasionally get recommended on YouTube.

Could be of varying quality, hence the "roulette".

Sometimes will introduce you to hidden gems, which is how largely unknown music gets boosted by the algorithm (see: Mariya Takeuchi - Plastic Love, Casiopea - Mint Jams, Condor44 - db, etc.)

"found this insane japanese reggae song via click roulette"
"Today's click roulette, do I dare check it out?"

by ShuttyD March 26, 2025

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America Ferrerra Un`~`Click <Allison Christina Robles> Are An Inch Shorter Cristy Veronica Tejada

America Ferrerra Un`~`Click <Allison Christina Robles> Are An Inch Shorter Cristy Veronica Tejada

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Click-Bait Life

Living your life in a way that seems engineered for maximum online engagement, even if it's shallow or inauthentic. Every moment is a potential viral post.

She's living that click-bait life, always posting 'emotional' vlogs about minor inconveniences. Exhausting.

by DTolsk May 10, 2025