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Norkalepsy

The condition of falling into a deep trance at the sight of a particularly nice pair of norks

1. norkaleptic - to have norkalepsy
2. norkaleptic - to describe someone with a norkalepsy inducing pair of norks
1. 'i am severely norkaleptic - i have very bad norkalepsy'
2. 'you're looking norkaleptic'
by Shine9585 June 1, 2007
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Norman bates

A man with an unusual attachment to his mother. Requires a woman to breastfeed , clothe , and clean the shit off the mattress , usually goes for woman who resemble his own mother.
Jack the lad-
Do you think I am Norman Bates I will not wear the same perfume as your mother
by Brian Lamont is not a grass August 22, 2019
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NORMandie

When you are with a lot of people who are normies, you can say "I am in normandie".
Or if a person is a normie you can say "You grew up in normandie".
Derreck: Look at this funny tik tok!
Mikhey: XD, lol so funny.
You: Wow, guess I am in normandie.
by Bigchunkybits420 November 8, 2020
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Norma

Norma is a totally rare jewel that has yet to be discovered. She will come into your life and go beyond the brightness level in your life. She has her flaws but they make her seem utterly perfect. Everyone likes her and if she doesn't like you, she won't show it. She'll be totally nice and open with you and try not to say something behind your back. She's super grateful and thoughtful about everything she has. She may act like a mom at times but its just because she loves you too much to see you get hurt. She's super silly, especially when she's bored and she has a dirty mind 3\4 of the time 😁 but she will be there to listen to your problems anytime you need to vent. She is a very sweet girl that gets hurt way to much for what she deserves. If you ever get a Norma, dont hurt her because she's strong enough to leave you no matter how much it may hurt her and be sure to show her how much she means to you.
p1: Look there's Norma!

p2: She's talking to her ex that cheated on her!
P1: yeah she's so forgiving and nice!
by Thomas101 June 15, 2021
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Hard Norman

To kill someone and make an ornamental beer stein out of their skull, complete with handle. To do this you would simply take the victims skull (after completely skinning it of course), then smashing a huge crater into the top of the skull. Simply attach handle and use as a drinking vessel.
Oh man, I really hate that fucking duchebag over there. I want to make him my next Hard Norman project.

If you don't shut the fuck up right now, I am gonna fuck you up the Hard Norman way.

Somebody once tried to pull the Hard Norman on Chuck Norris (aka Vincent Van Gogh) and ended up doing it to themselves instead
by J&S Productions June 5, 2009
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nermal

Cheerleaders are nermal
by jefcar March 15, 2005
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normand

very old fashioned,respectable name. It only belongs to the sexiest of men!!
oh normand your so sexy. better then any other man i've met
by emma lu October 23, 2008
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