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Mhushrooms 

Yo! I heard you didn’t follow mhushrooms on IG...TF Are you doing!
Mhushrooms by Mossy.Rocks April 30, 2020

Mushroom Trim 

When someones hair sprouts outwards like a mushroom
This hairstyle looks awful and can blind some people
Sam G:" My Mushroom Trim gets in the way of me and I keep walking into walls"
Jack:" Well Shave it you batty crease

mushroom baby

A child conceived through the act of intercourse, while engaged in a magical psilocybin adventure.
My gilt and I lost our egos together and did the heroes journey, 9 months later we had a mushroom baby.

Mushroom dump 

When you sit on the toilet and jerk off into the bowl, while taking a shit.
Brandon was attempting a mushroom dump, but unfortunately had no luck, until Jerry came to assist.
Mushroom dump by Hammerhead250 November 14, 2020

Mushroom Shark 

A man who is always lurking, or waiting for someone else to take a piss so he can take a glance at their mushroom tip.
Hey did you see Eric trying to take a look at my penis right now?

Bro, that dudes a mushroom shark...

Mushroom of Warm 

n. A propane-powered outdoor heater using a distinctive reflector which gives it its name. The reflector directs most of the infrared energy produced by the small element outward and down, effectively warming a large area in a very efficient way.
KATIE: A Mushroom of Warm is a much more effective outdoor heater than a campfire.
LISA: What about the wind?
KATIE: MoW's use infrared to heat and infrared is light. Light doesn't blow away.