1 definition by Fluorescent Brown
A man who is always lurking, or waiting for someone else to take a piss so he can take a glance at their mushroom tip.
Hey did you see Eric trying to take a look at my penis right now?
Bro, that dudes a mushroom shark...
Bro, that dudes a mushroom shark...
by Fluorescent Brown March 26, 2021
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